Bumblestar: Hello everyone! Today we have a very special guest to help us out; it's Crazystar.
Crazystar: I can wipe out humanity in less than two years :D
Blossomfall: Isn't Duskie supposed to be the evil one?
Crazystar: Well y'know, Duskie threatens to kill people while I just do it ;)
Duskie: *floats down from the Dark Forest* She means I make the master plans while she does the manual labor. *floats away*
Bumblestar: What do you have in mind Crazystar?
Crazystar: *laughs evilly and plays with a few weapons*
Bumblestar: I'll just go with it. Hey Millie, come out, Briarlight is in trouble!
Millie: OH NOES!!!!!!!! What's wrong?
Crazystar: Briarlight is stuck in my oven.
*Millie jumps into the oven*
*Crazystar turns temperature up to 350 degrees Fahrenheit and holds the oven door shut*
Crazystar: Oh, I just love cooking! :D
Blossomfall: That's not generally what cooking means.
Crazystar: Fine, baking. *pulls a roasted Millie out of the oven*
Bumblestar: This should be a cooking show.
*Crazystar pulls out Millie's organs and slices off her head*
Crazystar: Feels just like making Thanksgiving dinner! :D *grabs a massive steak knife and begins chopping Millie into slices*
Crazystar: And now I think I'll serve her with cranberry sauce! Okay, I'm done.
Bumblestar: Well, thank you for coming. You know, you might even be more evil than me, Crazystar.
Crazystar: Of course I am, I invented you. The mother ship will arrive soon, people of the planet Earth!
Bumblestar: What do you mean?
Crazystar: You'll know soon enough >:) Let's just say it involves these two words: human extinction.
A/N: Hey, it's Crazystar here! Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, I haven't written a segment of this book in awhile.
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