(In case there are any poor, desolate beings who haven't seen Nyan cat, yet, it's in the media. It's insanely popular, mainly because there's a ten-hour version... Be thankful that's not what I put in the media XD)
Bumblestar: Welcome to Episode Fifty-nine of 101 Ways to Kill a Cat (whose name is usually Millie). Today we're going to be-
Hollyleaf: Can I? Pretty please?
Bumblestar: *sigh* Fine.
Hollyleaf: Today we're going to be killing Millie with Nyan cat! Ehhhhh Macarena!
Bumblestar: I knew I made a bad decision in letting you do that. But anyways, the first step is to kidnap Briarlight.
Briarlight: I'll come willingly if it makes it easier...
Bumblestar: Yay! Well, we've completed step one! Step two is to build a sound-proof prison cell with surveillance cameras installed.
Brambleclaw: All finished, sir!
Bumblestar: Step three, put Briarlight in the cell!
Briarlight: I'm tired of dying with Millie. Can't you take me out of the cell after Millie's in it? Since I came willingly?
Bumblestar: You do realize you'd literally be the easiest cat to kidnap, right? But fine. Step four: Tell Millie to go save Briarlight from the cell. Step five, rescue Briarlight. Step six, start playing the ten-hour Nyan cat song on loop.
Hollyleaf: So evil
Bumblestar: I know, I'm fab
Briarlight: So I should go get in the cell?
Bumblestar: Yeah, that'd be great
Briarlight: *walk/drags through the open door.*
Bumblestar: And now... MILLIE COME QUICKLY BRIARLIGHT'S IN DANGER
Millie: *appears* BRIARBABY
Bumblestar: She's in that jail cell! Go rescue her, quick!
Millie: *runs wildly into the cell*
*cell doors close*
Bumblestar: And now... *gets in a helicopter and presses a button on a remote*
*the roof of the prison cell opens*
Bumblestar: *uses a giant claw-machine attached to the helicopter to grab Briarlight* *presses another button*
*the roof closes right as the first note of the song is heard*
Bumblestar: Let's watch her slowly go insane!
Millie: *on TV screen* *in her cell* *screaming and writhing on the ground with her paws over her ears*
Bumblestar: heh heh heh
Millie: *dies*
This is the third chapter in a row written by le Amazing Annco, because Crazy is a PROCRASTINATOOOOOOR
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
AcakLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
