Bumblestar: Hello and welcome to episode whatever-number-we're-on of 101 Ways to Kill a Cat! Today we'll be killing Millie using the powers of irritated Jayfeather!
Jayfeather: Wait what
Bumblestar: Shut up. I thought you were blind?
Jayfeather: I can still hear, you mousebrain.
Bumblestar: Oh. Right. MOVING ON! Briarlight?
Briarlight: *walk/drags her way into the scene* Yes? What do you want me to do this time?
Bumblestar: Just go flirt with Jayfeather for a few minutes!
Briarlight: Excuse me
Bumblestar: It'll be fun!
Briarlight: But-
Bumblestar: *shoves her into the medicine den* FUN!
Bumblestar: And now.... HEY MILLIE BRIARLIGHT EXISTS
Millie: *magically appears* WHAT WHERE EXISTING IS DANGEROUS
Bumblestar: She's in the medicine den. With Jayfeather. Alone. *wiggles non-existent eyebrows*
Millie: Do you mean that my Briarbaby is-
Bumblestar: Yes. *dramatic pause* Flirting!
Millie: *explodes, destroying everything within a 50-mile radius except for Briarlight herself*
Bumblestar: *respawns* Well, wasn't that fun?
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