Bumblestar: Hello Twolegs, and welcome back to 101 Ways to Kill a Cat! Today we're here with Millie and Rainflower, who is kind of in two pieces.
Rainflower: *her upper half shrugs* My regeneration skills are still... under devolpment.
Millie: *is staring at a picture of Briarlight as she walks by and trips on Rainflower's lower half*
Rainflower: *yelps* Ouch!
Bumblestar: *chuckles* Yes, how fun... anyways, I brought Crookedstar so he can torture his horrible mom! *points his tail at the large brown tabby, who dips his head, avoiding both halves of Rainflower*
Crookedstar: Hi! I would love to help kill my horrible mother :D
Bumblestar: So, let's get on with this :P How would you like to murder someone, today, Crookedstar?
Crookedstar: Well obviously I have a very large fanbase... *winks at the crowd* So let's have them kill my mom for me :D
Bumblestar: And Millie.
Crookedstar: Of course. We can't forget Millie. *nods in agreement*
Bumblestar: So, let's contact your fanbase... how about we use the Warriors forums.
Crookedstar: Yeah, that'll work! *pulls out a computer and starts typing. Jeopardy music plays awkwardly in the background*
Crookedstar: Uh, I think something wrong... can you read that little box of text at the bottom of the page? *squints at the screen*
Bumblestar: *leans in and looks over his shoulder* Uh, I think it says the forums have closed.
Rio: *bursts into the camp* IS THIS A SHIP-ABLE MOMENT THAT I SEE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Bumblestar: *backs away from Crookedstar* Guess we don't need the forums... I found some crazu fans already. *unsheathes his claws carefully*
Rio: I'm not crazy! My mother had me tested...
Crookedstar: That's not comforting at all.
Rio: I love you Crooky~Bae.
Bumblestar: What about me? *leans forward, anticipating some sweet compliments from the "crazy" fan*
Rio: Oh, you? *narrows her eyes* Well, you did commit some great murders... so you're pretty cool!
Crookedstar: *leans to Bumblestar* I like this one. Can we keep her?
Bumblestar: *whispers back* Let's just have her kill Rainflower and Millie.
Rio: *ears prick up* Do I get to kill someone :D :D
Crookedstar: I would have expected you to pass that crazy test... and yes :3
Rio: WOOOOOOOOOOO
Crookedstar: Go murder Millie and Rainflower.
Rio: *murders Millie and Rainflower*
Bumblestar: Wow, that was easy.
Written by Rio, who also dislikes Rainflower and LOVES CROOKY~BAE. *cough* ⛈⛈
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