Bumblestar: Welcome to Episode Sixty Two I'm Bumblestar and I'm awesome. Today we are going to somehow be able to kill Mille, hopefully she didn't hear me
Millie: *eavesdropping*
Bumblestar: So I have a plan...to do something
Millie: Hmmm
Bumblestar: Call Mille inside my castle...I know what to do
Millie: *thinks* he doesn't have a castle
Brackenfur: Sir, you don't have a castle
Bumblestar: Oh? Make me one
Brackenfur: That's a lot of stone going to waste...
Bumblestar: Then could you just find a boulder for me to stand on?
Brackenfur: Fine
Millie: MEOW *attacks Bumblestar*
Bumblestar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Millie: I'm getting smarter. I know you are trying to kill me now.
Bumblestar: No! You don't. *erases memory*
Millie: Where am I?
Bumblestar: A place where Briarlight is dying.
Millie: No! What's happening!
Bumblestar: She recently was playing the puddle and started to drown.
Millie: What!!!! Nooo! I'll save you my precious kit!
Bumblestar: 3, 2, 1.
Millie: *tries to jump in the puddle and dies*
Bumblestar: Yay!
Brackenfur: I got your boulder.
Bumblestar: I don't need it anymore...
Brackenfur: I don't get paid enough for this...
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