Bumblestar: Welcome back to a place where we kill cats. It's awesome
Mille: Do I die in this chapter?
Bumblestar: Nope! Today we are going to kill Frostfur
Frostfur: Why me? I did nothing wrong!
Bumblestar: I'm just kidding we are killing Mille!
Mille: YAYAYAYAY
Bumblestar: Hey Mille! Did you know that Leaf-bare is here already?
Mille: It's Leaf-fall, the leaves are falling from the trees right?
Bumblestar: It's snowing and everyone is about to celebrate Christmas!
Mille: I thought that it is close to Halloween!
Bumblestar: Are you blind or stupid...I can't tell.
Mille: I don't believe you.
Bumblestar: Why don't you look outside!
Mille: *sees snow* Already?
Bumblestar: Yup! How do you feel!
Mille: Um Stupid...
Bumblestar: All of the kits are playing in the snow with Briarlight!
Mille: Briarlight? NOOOOOOO! Don't die from the coldness.
Bumblestar: Go!
Mille: *goes outside and freezes to death*
Bumblestar: YAY! That concludes this episode!
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
