Bumblestar: I lied :D This episode will be about death by trained attack badgers mainly because Rio is too lazy to Google/spell the thing Frost said at the end if last episode!
Attack Badger: *roar*
Bumblestar: WE'RE STILL WORKING ON THE TRAINED PART *runs away from badger*
Some time later.
Bumblestar: Ooh, Briarlight! I've got a present for you :D
Briarlight: *comes over* What is it- A STUFFED BADGER :D *hugs the partially trained attack badger*
Badger: *looks helplessly at Bumblestar*
Bumblestar: *cackles quietly and watches*
Even more while later
Briarlight: ITS....SO....FLUFFY!!!!,
Millie: *runs in, terrified* WHAT'S WRONG MY DARLING?
Briarlight: Bumblestar got me a stuffed badger :D *squeezes it tighter and the semi trained attack badger starts to choke*
Bumblestar: *makes motion for Badger to attack*
Badger: *is undergoing asphyxiation and thinks he is giving the sign for snuggle*
(Don't ask why Bumblestar trained the badger to do that in the first place)
Millie: Honey, uh, I think it's alive.
Briarlight: *is getting snuggled by badger* See, its harmless! *stops squeezing the badger*
Bumblestar: *frantically signals for attack*
Badger: *not undergoing asphyxiation any more, sees signal and bites Millie's head off*
Bumblestar: That'll work! See you next time on 101 Ways to Kill a Cat! :D
Written by le Rio, who is enjoying this story. <3<3 DIE MILLIE, DIE :D
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RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
