Bumblestar: Welcome back...I'm tired. I didn't get enough coffee today...
Millie: Neither did I...I'm tired.
Bumblestar: *IDEA* Mille do you need coffee.
Millie: I need Briarlight.
Bumblestar: How about Briarlight in coffee?
Millie: What?
Bumblestar: Oops I said it wrong. What about the coffee art of Briarlight and you could drink the coffee.
Millie: That's mean I'll be killing her!!!!!!!
Bumblestar: Fine, just get a cup of coffee.
Millie: What flavor?
Bumblestar: Deathberry flavor...
Millie: What?
Bumblestar: Regular coffee flavor
Millie: Okay.
Bumblestar and Millie go to Starbucks. Bumblestar orders coffee for Mille and himself.
Millie: This is nice.
Bumblestar: Yeah *shoves coffee closer to Mille* Here is your de- I mean decaf coffee.
Millie: *slurps*
Bumblestar: *checks watch*
Millie: Mmm tastes like...DEATHBERRIES *chokes dies*
Bumblestar: Heh, that's it for this episode. See you next time!
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The second chapter in a roll also written by Whisper xD. I hope you enjoyed! :3
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
