Bumblestar: Hai!
Briarlight: *drag-walks in* Bumblestarrr... Please... Kill... Millie...
Bumblestar: Oh hey Briarlight, I was just about to do that! What's you're idea for this episode?
Briarlight: She keeps saying I'm too skinny and making me eat all the fresh-kill! I swear to StarClan I will explode if I eat anything else.
Bumblestar: *smirks, rubbing paws together evilly* That gives me the perfect idea. *whispers plan to Briarlight who nods eagerly*
Millie enters the camp carrying 16,000 pieces of fresh-kill. She shoves them all over to Briarlight who slips a stone into a rabbit when she isn't looking.
Millie: Oh Briarbaby! You need to eat more, I think I see a rib on you!
Briarlight: *puts on pouting face* No, I refuse to eat anything more unless you try something.
Mille: Awwww, you're so considerate. Quite the perfect daughter.
Blossomfall: *from across the camp* Hey! I'm your daughter too!
Millie: *shrugs indifferently* Yeah, well you don't have a disability like my poor Briarbaby, so you mean absolutely nothing to me.
Blossomfall: *cries in corner*
Brairlight: *fake smiles* ANYWAY, how about this rabbit?
Millie: Okay! *takes large bite* *chokes on stone* *dies*
Briarlight: That was a brilliant plan, Bumblestar!
Blossomfall: *jumps around excitedly* AHHH THANK YOU TO WHOEVER JUST DID THAT!
Bumblestar: Ikr, I'm fabulous. Stay tuned for the next episode!
Feather writing, and I'll admit that was not my best. Meh. *shrugs*.
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
