Bumblebutt: hEy y'all welcome BK to another epASODE of host kil a wrrio catta 1.1 ay this is episode sebenth fibe and we almost to TEH grand finale SO gais I waanted to y'all to knwo that if we WVER make it to 110, 100 whatvEVA then I will kiss each and everyag one of U redders out ther so sit bk relax and grab some POOpcorn and enJAY the shOw yayyaaaaggs
miille: so bumbel bub hower u todys???!
bumblebut: oh im goo thianks for aswsking mill
misl: ya no prob bob so what we gon do tody
bumblesta: k we gon so jump off rororf roofs ok and land veryr Very sAFLEY AT THE BOTTOM :)
milale: good idea boomblesta i tequest a leaderhsip of thiss patrollo go lead to de roofshouses cause im kittypet and kittypetz no whattodo witH thA rororooftops oK
bum: k go havesvav fun i b rite BK
Mille: cucks ok by -runs away to find crookednuts and oensta-
boobmeslat: ok cough cough gotta do my 21 piløts singign coUGH HACKISN COUGHS YAYAYAYAYAAAAAAA......... Ok ok her I go:
IM PLEADING PLS O PLS ON MY KNEES REPEATEDLY ASKING AAAAH TAKE THIS WEAPON FORGED IN DARKNESS SOME C A PEN I C A HARPOON YAYAYAYAA
Oh pit that was TERRIBUL
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meanwhil
Mullie: gitta findes crookd sta nd oenstur
cwooekdstat: hay im here
milli: o good k we havs to fidn wonstaur now oakay
cwoakewedstar: ok les
Go
*they run to get ONEsta*
curkitl
milelwa: OMG ONASTAR DUDE Y U IN THE MUDABATSH
OH NOOO
onestar ded :(
corokkedstar: hsy we don't need him onLy MEE les go
m: but we need to burry his furry bonez
c: hey no I says els go *gwabz mills takes her to bumbvleboo*
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BUMBLESTA SCREECH SINGING VERY VERY BADLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAWTTTATATAFAFAFATAAFFAFAAAAJJJKKKKJJJJJJJJJJKJJKKOOOOOO
SOUL ON FIRE WHAT HAVE I BECOME IM SORRRRRRYYYYYYY
oh dang PIT that was so TURRBLE
turble dygi
m: hey i gots crookedsta
bumble: well wheds onestar
m & c: idk
Bume: K we go without him
*magically blends goodienesses to the tuoleg roofs*
OHMANANAOSH OH SHIZ YES JUMPS JUMPS
UP ANNDOWN AAAAGAGAGAGAGAGA
they jump up and down millie dies from jumping way too hard/fast k hope u HAPPY LOL live happily ever after now goodbye -aqua
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
AcakLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
