Bumblestar: Today we're going drown a cat in Jello *giggles* I can't wait.
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Bumblestar: *is stirring Jello*
Briarlight: *enters clearing* Ooh! Sparkly! Can I touch?
Bumblestar: No..? *protectively holds Jello bowl to his chest*
Brairlight: *sits down and starts crying* WHY! MY BIGGIE BROTHER IS SUCH A MEANIE-BOO-BEANIE!!!!
Bumblestar: Shut up! Or Millie will come! *glares at his sister*
Briarlight: Oh crap! *quickly shuts up*
Millie: *a minute passes before she runs in, panting heavily* I'm here, baby Briarlight!
Briarlight: I'm not a baby *stares down her mother*
Millie: *starts crying*
Briarlight: *turns to Bumblestar* Can we drown her yet?
Bumblestar: *glances* At this rate she'll drown in her own tears.
Millie: *looks up through tear-stained eyes even though cats have no tear ducts* Y U DO DIS?
Briarlight: *starts choking* It's....so....bad.
Bumblestar: *ignores dying sister* My Jello is complete! *pours red Jello into large hole. It is filled to the top*
Briarlight: *stops choking and climbs over to lake* SHINY!!!!
Millie: No! You will fall and drown! *rushes over and pulls Briarlight to safety* *falls in*
Bumblestar: Yay! How would you kill Millie? Comment below!
A/N: Written by the only person who writes these: Rio!
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
AcakLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
