Bumblestar: Hello, and welcome to Episode Sixty-five of 101 Ways to Kill a Cat!
Hollyleaf: Can I help?
Bumblestar: Why would I let you help?
Hollyleaf: EH MACARENA *disappears in a poof of magical smoke*
Bumblestar: ... ANYWAYS, let's-
Jayfeather: *in dainty little girl voice* Ahem!
Bumblestar: What the-
Jayfeather: *puts on pink bow* Ahem.
Bumblestar: What
Are
You
Doing
Jayfeather: Hem, hem. The Ministry of Magic would like to declare that all apprentices found in groups of three or more will hereby write in their own blood. Thank you. *disapparates*
Bumblestar: ... RIGHT. LET'S GET ON WITH KILLING-
Tigerheart: The queen?
Dovewing: LET THEM EAT CAKE!
Bumblestripe: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS, THEY PAINTED MY ROSES RED!
Reedwhisker: This is some dam schist you guys got going on here
Jakefromstatefarm: Want some insurance?
Barley and Ravenpaw: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LONELY, AT FARMERS ONLY .COM
Bumbletstar: what is my life
Talking mouse: 42
Dolphin: SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FIIIIIIISH
King Arthur: AFRICAN OR EUROPEAN SWALLOW
Rock: *falls off cliff*
Cow: Moo!
Tomato: I am not a vegetable!
Broccoli: I am not a tiny tree!
Banana: I am not your pal.
Everyone: *stops to stare at banana*
Rowanstar: *breaks the silence* DIE POTATO
Random WindClan kit: NUUUU *splat*
Rowanstar: DIE POTATO
Random WindClan kit: *pulls out gun* NOT TODAY.
Bumblestar: Guys- guys stop-
Solembum: I AM A TWOLEG ON THE INSIDE
Angela: No one knows my age
Bumblestar: GUYS WTHECK
Missingfur: Hey, Velvetpaw, look what's inside this portal!
Brackenfur: *zips past, releasing air and flying around like a balloon* WEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bumblestar: *dies*
Brambleclaw: That's what you get for not raising my salary!
Hollyleaf: That'll be all for this episode!
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EH MACARENA
This was written by le Amazing Annco, who seriously does not know what happened here
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RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
