Bumblestar: *sacrasm* Hey what's up, today we are going to kill Mille...yay the happiness...
Mille: *happy* YAYYYYY I love this show.
Bumblestar: >~< I do not like Mille, but today, we are going to add a new cat to the channel. It's not Moonflower, it's not Bluestar, it's Rainflower!
Rainflower: Hey!
Mille: She is taking my show! BUMBLESTAR!
Bumblestar: Rainflower, since you don't care about anything, how about I throw you into a piranha filled pool?
Rainflower: I, don't care.
Bumblestar: *throws Rainflower*
Mille: Yay
Bumblestar: I think Rainflower took Brairlight with her into the pool.
Mille: Noooooooooooooooo *runs and dives in* I'm coming Briarlight! *drowns*
Bumblestar: Heh, heh, heh.
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Brought to you by the great Whisper :3 I hope you enjoyed. I do not like Rainflower xD.
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
