Bumblestar: Hello! Welcome back to 101 Ways to Kill a Cat!
Millie: Bumblestar? Have You seen Briarlight? I can't find her!
Bumblestar: She said she was going to swim to the bottom of the lake.
Millie: WHAT?!?! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU BRIARLIGHT! YOU KNOW YOU CANT SWIM! *Jumps in lake*
Bumblestar: Now we wait and see if she comes back.
*20 minutes later*
Bumblestar: Well it seems that Millie has drowned! See you in the next episode of 101 Ways to Kill a Cat! Bye!
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...