The misadventures of a Main Character [Complete]

III - Trolls speak emoji

When Main awoke, he was face to face to face with a two-headed troll.

"What are you?!" he demanded.

"A two-headed troll. The author just explained this, geez," the troll's left head said. "Buttercup told me you wanted to become famous on the interwebz."

"How did she know?!"

"She read the last bit of narration, of course. What, have you not unlocked the 'Fourth Wall' skill yet? You'll never survive on the Internet without the fourth wall!"

"But I want to!" whined Main.

"Whined? Seriously? What are you, ten?"

"I'm thirteen, geez! Why should my age matter?!"

The troll's right head spoke up. "Lol 13 that's so young :) u must b a noob know wonder ur so dum :)"

*

After much protestation on the two-headed troll's part, he allowed Main to ride on his shoulders. They came to the closest village.

"Gregory, we should destroy this village," Main said. "It will be my first victory in my quest of world domination." His voice broke over 'world domination.'

Gregory, the four-headed troll, ignored the inconsistencies of his changing head size, and said: "I thought it was a prophecy."

"I was pretty drunk when that old guy told me I was destined to destroy the world," Main whined."How do you expect me to remember?"

Gregory shrugged. "So, what? We completely destroy this village?"

"We turn it into pulp!" Main replied. He reached for his hip, realizing that Buttercup the bard had stolen his sword. "Maybe I'll sit this one out," he chuckled. "But leave no survivors!"

"But if we leave no survivors, how will the world learn of your destruction and rampage?" Gregory asked.

His right head roared. "Yolo. Let's smash stuff :)"

*

Main blinked, opened his mouth, closed it, thought, then answered, "We leave ONE survivor. And make it a girl. Make it an older girl."

Gregory blinked. "What? Why?"

"Because I am your master! So sayeth the king!"

Shrugging, Gregory pulled Main off his shoulders by a leg and dropped him on the ground.

Main let out a pitiful "Oof!"

Letting out a battle cry, Gregory charged for the village and started ruining stuff.

Thus marks the end of the first writing session Kimmy_Grace and Wolfwhistle. Read on to see what shenanigans Main gets up to the next time we collide on the threads of Wattpad.