75 Things Everyone Loves About Dick Grayson

Dick Invades Dreams

Jason lay asleep in his bed. He rarely slept the whole night without having nightmares but tonight was a good night.
Jason walked on to the beach to see a hot model sitting on a cool motorbike and she held a can of beer in her hand. He smirked as he walked over, ready to have the perfect dream until a huge title wave came over everything. The girl looked like a drowned rat, his beer was washed away and his bike was wreaked. He turned to see his 'brother'
Dick Grayson on a surf board coming to hug him. He jumped awake as his heart was racing and fear came over him. He was super pissed.
"Dick!"

Tim dreamt of beating off ninjas and assassins and he was being super cool and badass when the three ninjas turned into Barney, Fifi (from the Flower Tots) and Bear (from the Big Blue house) he looked super confused and they all trapped him in a hug, repeating how they loved him. Then they all took off their heads to reveal three Dick Graysons in a costume.
"Dick!"

Stephanie was sitting in a bath but not just any bath. A bath full of ice cream! She didn't even bother to use a spoon as she scooped piles of the cold treat into her mouth. She sighed with complete happiness when the ice cream melted. She tried desperately to stop it from melting but failed. Once it was gone she was left in a swim suit in a cold bath. Dick appeared and poured cold water over her.
"Got ya!"
"Dick!"

Damian was Batman and was ruling the world with an iron fist. He sat on a large thrown laughing as people did his bidding. He loved it! The power was amazing. Then Dick showed up.
"Damian! Leave these people be!"
Suddenly his chair and he himself got smaller as the world was no longer in his control.
"Dick!"

Damian in his fuzzy cat pjs, Tim in his stripy bottoms, bunny slippers and tank top, Steph in her sports bra and shorts and Jason in his boxers all stormed down the hall to Dick's room. They all stopped to look at each other before going in.
"Nice bunny slippers, Drake"
Damian snickers and Tim blushed.
"Steph got them for me.."
"Nice boxers, Jason"
Jason didn't find it insulting as he smirked.
"You're all lucky I even put clothes on at all"
"Dick's been ruining your dreams too?"
Tim cocks an eyebrow at Jason and Damian. He knew Steph had because they shared a bed.
"No, Drake, we're just hear at five in the morning in our sleep wear just to have fun"
Everyone opened the door and marched in, ready to split Dick Grayson in half when they stopped. In his bed, Dick was sleeping but he woke up and gave them an innocent sad face that would put a puppy to shame.
"Hey guys, wanna come in?"
Dick opened his covers as an invitation. Stephanie was the first one to join Dick. She grabbed Tim and they both cuddled under the covers.
"It's a long way back to your room"
Dick said and Jason grunted as he got in the other side. Everyone looked at Damian who blushed but squeezed in next to Dick.

In the morning when Alfred went to wake Tim and Damian for school he found their beds empty. He checked Jason's room for the bodies to find he was missing too. He ran down to Bruce who was drinking coffee at the table.
"Master Bruce, everyone is missing!"
Bruce looked confused.
"What about Dick?"
"I have not tried with Master Dick"
Bruce nods.
"I'll see if Dick has seen them"
Bruce was expecting to find that all of his children had snuck out to go on patrol but when he walked in, well did he catch a sight when he saw Dick in the middle of his bed. On his left, Damian was curled up into a ball snuggling next to him and beside him was Jason, who was stretched out and snoring. On the other side of Dick was Tim, who's body was entangled with Stephanie's. He snapped a picture before leaving. This would be good black mail... And cute for him to hang in his office.