"Bruuuucccceee!" Bruce sighed. He was never going to finish this paperwork, was he? Dick was currently sixteen and going through his different crazy phases and it just so happened he was 'emo'. Dick walked into Bruce's office wearing black. He even had black eye liner on and chains. "I wrote you a poem." Dick cleared his throat.
"I'm so emo,
I need to scream-o,
It haunts my dream-os,
And I want ice-cream-o."
Dick gave a dramatic bow and Bruce face palmed.
A month later Dick now wanted to be a rapper. Bruce, again was doing his paper work when he was interrupted by his crazy son. Dick had baggy grey sweat pants and a shirt that said, "I didn't choose the nug life. The nug life chose me." He also had a cap which was on backwards.
"Yo, old man. Listen to my rap yo."
Dick cleared his throat..
"My name is Dick,
That rhymes with sick,
All my friends say that I need a kick.
I've got daddy bats under my wing,
And everyone knows that I can siiiiingggg!" Dick gave a pose and Bruce stood.
"Wally West is banned from this house!"
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75 Things Everyone Loves About Dick Grayson
FanfictionIn honor of Dick Grayson being around for seventy five years this year I've decided to write about what all his fans love about him, because let's be honest. Who doesn't love Dick Grayson? These are like little short stories on different DC characte...
