:Terri and Jake Chronicles [Book #1]

-Chapter Thirty~Six

1. My name is Terri Sanders. 2. I have an arranged marriage in 7 months. And 3. I'm marrying a Preppy with attitude problems! Just GREAT! Could my life get any worse! Wait...Don't answer that.

Heyy...i meant to post this last night but i fell asleep...still sad over the cancer thing [thx for the comments, they helpd]

and also thx for my other problem. With C & M... the commentz helped too!

well here's chapter 36...enjoy...

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Chapter Thirty-Six

Jacob's house...4:56...on the porch

I seriously, seriously, seriously hate Jake.

Who's idea was it not to give me keys?? I live here! I should get keys! But nooooooo, I have to sat out on the porch and wait for Jake's stupid a** to come home.

I continued munching on my Girl Scout cookies. These were delicious! I should have gotten more! 5 boxes is not going to last very long.

I'm so happy that I brought money to school, or else I couldn't pay for these cookies! That would have been horrible.

And who would have thunk it was...what's-her-face's sister! I thought the little girl's sister would be a stalker to Jake! But nooo, she wasn't a stalker...well, I hope she isn't.

And Jake isn't getting any. One, for not thinking ahead and giving me a key. Two, for winning the bet (even though it wasn't his fault). And three, because he's a preppy!

Ugh, Jake needs to get home soon! I know I'm impatient, but I really wanna go inside the house. I need to go inside. My butt hurts from sitting on the cold, rocky porch. Porches are made for walking on, not sitting!

I pulled my cell phone out from my bag. I turned it on, and thankfully I had no new messages.

I decided to text Jake, or Jelly Bean as he is in my phone.

Me: i know im being impatient...but WHERE R U? i hope thatt doesnt make me a creepy, stalker girlfriendd...

Ugh, I am soo not a creepy, stalker girlfriend. I don't even know why I add that.

I don't know if I should expect to get a fast reply or a slow reply. He is at football practice...he could be throwing the ball halfway across the field for all I know!

But I didn't have to worry about that because my phone beeped and vibrated.

Jelly Bean: oh dewdrop, i could never expect u to b a creepy, stalker girlfriend...mayb a creepy one, but not a stalker :)

Me: *telepathic glare*

Jelly Bean: and i'll b home in...2hrz

Two hours?? TWO HOURS? 120 minutes?? 7,200 seconds??

Me: two hourz?? y cantt u jus say...5minz??

Jelly Bean: becuz im practicin! coach wont let me off early just becuz my creepy gf wants to c me.

Me: i dontt wana c u...

Jelly Bean: then y do i hav to come home? r u already in my bed? ;-)

Me: NO! i'm actually sittin on the porch becuz SOMEBODY didntt giv me a key to MY house.

Jelly Bean: ur actually sitting on the porch???

Me: yes!

Is it that hard to believe that I can sit on the porch??