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"GUYS I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!" Lance yelled.

"What Lance, it's like...9 in the morning." Pidge moaned.

"YOU SEE THAT BOY OVER THERE!" Lance yelled.

"Keith?" Hunk looked over.

"YES! I SUCKED HIS DICK LAST NIGHT!" Lance yelled.

Keith spit his coffee out.

"WHY ARE YOU TELLING PEOPLE THIS?!" Keith shouted back.

"I did not need to know that," Pidge judged while disturbed.

"They don't know I'm high."
Lance said to himself but everyone clearly heard him.

"He's clearly drunk," Pidge rolled her eyes.

"Shut your quizneck!" Lance yelled.

"Quizneck?" Pidge replied.

"Lance, go to bed." Keith sighed.

"Oh I see how you are, you kinky hot mullet!" Lance smiled flirting.

"Ya ya, whatever." Keith shook his head.

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