~Pidges POV/Recording herself with a drone for a vlog~
"Ever since Keith and Lance became a couple, every laundry day I hear moaning and bed springs non-stop. Here, listen."
I hushed. There were loud bedspring noises, a groan, then a giggle.
"Do you need help?" Lance asked.
"No!" Keith said.
"I knew you wouldn't be able to put it on!" Lance said.
It went silent.
"Need some help?" Lance asked.
Keith sighed. "Yes."
I heard more bed springs moving.
"Better?" Lance asked.
"Better," Keith said.
"Want to start the real thing now?" Lance asked.
"Sure," Keith said.
"PLEASE DON'T HAVE SEX WHILE I'M HERE!" I shouted from the hallway.
"Sex?" They repeated to each other.
"We're not having sex," Keith yelled.
"Then what are you doing?" I asked walking into their room.
"I was trying to teach Keith how to put a bed sheet on since we're a couple and we'll be sleeping together more often," Lance said.
"Oh," I said.
I walked out of the room.
"Oh, Keith." Lance moaned.
"NOPE!" I shouted running away.
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Klance One Shots
Fanfiction~Re-editing all chapters, I am noticing a lot of grammar mistakes, so I am going back to fix it all~ If there is one you want me to make an actual story on, then comment/message me. There are some from small comics that add-in. (ART NOT BY ME!)