How Joshua and Tyler managed to end up in a shitty motel on their wedding night is still unknown.
"We shouldn't consummate our marriage here," Tyler said, his nose scrunched up as he brushed crumbs from the last guest off the bed. "We don't want our first time to be all gross."
"I agree," Josh replied.
Both boys were more than a little bummed out they wouldn't be having sex for the first time tonight. They even made sure they limited their dancing and alcohol at the wedding so they'd be in the right mood for it, and now, it isn't even happening.
"Aww, cheer up, buttercup," Josh giggled, squeezing Tyler's cheeks. "It's our wedding night! We're together forever now!"
Tyler grinned and blushed, crawling into his new husband's lap and kissing his lips deeply.
Josh smiled and kissed back, rubbing up and down the small of Tyler's back.
"I love you," tyler smiled as he pulled back for oxygen.
"I love you more, Tyler Dun," Josh grinned widely, hugging his husband tightly.
Then, his belly started grumbling, making both boys laugh.
"Are you hungry, baby?" Tyler asked, getting up and walking to the tiny mini fridge that was in the hotel room. "We have the leftover cake."
Josh grinned and quickly nodded, tyler pulling the plate out of the fridge and returning to his husband.
"I'm gonna go rinse off," Tyler said, kissing his husband's forehead. "Be back in a minute."
Josh at first pouted but let his hubby go shower, wanting to save the cake so they could both have some.
But, he eventually got really, really hungry, and started eating it.
And as soon as he did so, tyler walked out of the bathroom, a towel dangerously low on his waist.
He turned to josh and bursted into laughter at the sight.
Josh, with his leg up, in only his boxers and a t-shirt seductively eating cake.
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"Soooooo handsome," Tyler giggled, waddling over to his husband and kissing his lips, laughing as he pulled back. "You taste like frosting."
Josh chuckled and pulled his husband in for a longer kiss. "Are you gonna want some? Cause it's really good."
"No, I'm ok," Tyler giggled. "Thanks though, hubby."
"Ok, husband," Josh giggled, continuing to eat his cake, just less seductively.
The next night, Tyler and Josh made it to the hotel they originally booked. It was the nicest hotel in all of Ohio, and they had an amazing time consummating their marriage then.
Their first night married in the shitty Motel 6 would never be forgotten.
