"Where's the lube, babe?" Josh asked as he went through his suitcase.
"I thought you brought it," Tyler said as he sat on the bed, watching the boy he just married look for the bottle.
"Nope," Josh sighed. "Do I need to go get some?"
Tyler shrugged.
"That's a yes," Josh laughed breathily, getting up and kissing his husband's forehead. "I've known you long enough to know a shrug is a yes."
Tyler giggled and blushed. "Let's just snuggle tonight, Joshie."
"We're still gonna need some for whenever we do it," Josh reminded Tyler. "There's a corner-store just down the street. I'll get some there."
"Don't leave me," Tyler pouted.
"You wanna come buy lube with me?" Josh asked with his eyebrow raised.
"No, not really," Tyler said. "But given its our wedding night, I don't really wanna be alone at any point. I'll go."
Josh chuckled and nodded. "You know it's gonna be awkward, right? Because it's obviously us two who are gonna be having sex."
Tyler giggled and shrugged. "I'll tell the cashier just in case they don't catch on."
Josh smiled and hugged his husband tightly. "I love you. You know that?"
Tyler smiled and hugged his husband back. "I love you too."
***
"Ooooooh, Joshua!" Tyler called from the other side of the store. "Can I get Pringles????"
Josh just nodded, still looking at the lube selection. He didn't really know what type to get. This was both boys' first time.
"What about frosted animal crackers??" Tyler yelled.
"Sure," Josh yelled back.
About ten minutes later, Tyler was pushing a cart full of candies, chips and other snacks towards the lube aisle.
"Heyyyyy, there's my husband!" Tyler grinned, running up to Josh and tackling him in a hug.
Josh laughed and hugged his husband back, furrowing his eyebrows at the cart of snacks. "Why'd you get so much food?"
"Because I'm hungry."
"You had cake before we left to come here."
"But I want pringles."
"So just get pringles..." Josh said.
"But I'll be hungry for the animal crackers too eventually. And the cheez-itz. And the Swedish fish. And the caramel chocol-"
"Get what you want, baby," Josh chuckled with a sigh. "It's our honeymoon. Get anything and everything."
Tyler smiled widely and kissed Josh's nose. "Did you pick the lube yet?"
"I've narrowed it down to these two," Josh said, pointing to the shelf. "Do you want the one that smells like strawberry or cherry?"
"Hmm...."
"Strawberry," the both said in unison.
They giggled and went to the check-out, Tyler holding his promise.
"We got married today," he said with a wide smile. The cashier just kind of nodded. "We're getting lube because we forgot it at home. We've never had sex before, though."
The cashier didn't really care.
So Tyler kept telling her more and more and more.
"Ok, baby," Josh said. "I think that's enough."
Tyler stuck his tongue out at Josh.
"Sassy hubby," Josh giggled, pecking Tyler's cheek. "Here. Happy wedding day," he said, reaching into the backseat of his car and handing Tyler a bouquet of roses.
"Awwww, Joshua!!!!" Tyler exclaimed. "You're so sweet!!! Where did these come from??"
"That's a secret, sweetheart," Josh grinned.
The boys drove back to the hotel, Josh assisting Tyler in carrying in his 14 bags of snacks and the one bag holding lube. They entered their honeymoon suite and dropped everything on the table, Josh pulling Tyler in for a deep kiss.
Tyler giggled as he pulled back. "Was that a kiss meaning you want sexy time or you just missed the feeling?"
"Both," Josh grinned.
"Lemme snack some first," Tyler giggled.
"Only if I can snack too," Josh said.
Tyler giggled and nodded. "You can always snack with me, Joshua."
Josh grinned and wrapped his arm around Tyler's waist as he used his other hand to grab a frosted animal cracker. "I'm so glad, Tyler Dun."
That night, the boys just ended up eating, snuggling, and watching movies.
The lube would come in handy the next night.
