"Hey, babe," Tyler smiled as his boyfriend opened the door. "Hi Jim."
"Salutations, beautiful," Josh grinned, pulling Tyler inside and kissing his lips deeply.
Tyler smiled and hummed in the kiss. "Smexy boy."
Josh smirked and gently pushed Tyler back onto the couch, crawling on top of him and holding Tyler's hands above his head.
Tyler giggled as he pulled back. "I thought we were gonna go on a hike..."
"Let's get smexy first," Josh mumbled against Tyler's neck.
"But once we get smexy we aren't gonna wanna go hikingggg."
"Then let's just get smexyyy."
"I can't get smexy with him sitting there watching us," Tyler said, pointing to the puppy.
"Jim, go watch TV," Josh said before attacking his boyfriend's lips again.
Tyler giggled as the dog trotted away as if he understood what Josh said.
"Let's take him on a hike, Joshie. I think you hurt his feelings."
"But I wanna get smexyyyyyyyy."
Tyler gave him the look, and Josh groaned.
"Fineeeeee."
Tyler grinned triumphantly and got up to go hug his boyfriend's ESA.
***
"You look so cute back there, Jim," Tyler giggled as he took a picture of the dog.
"But your daddy looks cuter," Tyler smiled, leaning over the middle console and kissing Josh's cheek.
The boys took Jim on a long walk before going out for lunch and returning home, Tyler getting smexy with Josh as promised.
Ty fell asleep in Josh's arms, Josh laughing quietly as Jim jumped on the bed to join them in cuddling.
"You're a good pup, Jim," He smiled, patting the dog's head.
Jim licked Josh's face, Josh giggling softly. "Tyler isn't gonna be happy you're giving me kisses instead of him, though."
"Spooky Jim!" Tyler exclaimed as if he was a parent. "How dare you kiss him?!"
Jim just licked Tyler's cheek.
"Rood."