"Babe, why are the bananas in the trash?" Josh asked.
"Because they're gross."
"Were they too ripe?"
"No. Bananas are just gross."
"I spent $6 on them..."
"Don't waste $6 on something so awful," Tyler said.
"I'm still confused as to why you threw them away," Josh replied.
"You like my banana in you, though."
"That's sexual and not appreciated at this time," Tyler said.
"Whatever. I like bananas, both the fruit and my husband's, so I'm gonna keep buying them."
"And I'm gonna keep throwing them away."
***
Tyler Dun💘: do you buy your dick, Joshie?"
Joshua Dun💕: what?
Tyler Dun💘: because I found a bunch of them
Tyler Dun💘:
Joshua Dun💘: hey, my dick is not that size.
Tyler Dun💘: you're right.
Tyler Dun💘: yours is smaller.
Joshua Dun💘: those bananas are not nine inches, babe.
Tyler Dun💘: neither are you
Joshua Dun💘: bitch.
