Bangtan Stoopids

5

I'm on a roll today with this because I should be napping but hahaha who needs sleep...amirite???

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~~JiKook dms~~

Jimin: hey, are you there yet because I'm about to walk in

Jungkook: yeah I got a table and I'm waiting for you HyUnG

Jimin: heh, with that attitude I'll revoke the right for you to speak to me casually...

Jungkook: I'm sorry, just hurry in here man

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Time to find out what my narrating mode is like 😐😐
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When Jimin walked into Obanjang, he saw the younger just sitting at a table alone.

He started approaching the table with the fattest smile, excited to meet a new friend.

"HI JUNGKOOKIE!!" Jimin yelled, startling Jungkook who saw that Jimin was shorter than him...quite shorter.

"You're....so small hahaha!!"

"Wow. We just meet and that's the first thing you say to me" Jimin was not amused and ready to leave

"Hyung wait..I'm sorry it's just...you're adorable" he gave a bunny smile and Jimin smirked showing his eye smile
(Corny I know just bear with me)

They agreed to just get a plethora of food (the image of that good looking food 😶) so that they could just pick at it while chatting.

"So...why did you want to meet everyone after like a week?" Jungkook was curious at why Jimin was so eager to meet the members in the group chat.

Jimin thought for a while, because you know, homeboy ain't tryna creep the kid out.

"Well, I never really had much friends in school since I spent time dancing around and--"

"YOU DANCE?!" Jungkook interrupted

"Uh, yeah...do you dance too??"

"I love dancing but I don't have enough room in my bedroom to actually practice, you know..."

Jungkook mumbled the end of his sentence but Jimin managed to hear it and the next words out of his mouth shocked even him

"If you want you could uh...come with me to the studio room I rent to practice."

"ARE YOU SERIOUS!?! I WOULD LOVE THAT!"

The evening continued with them talking about themselves (yes it turned into an awkward first date leave them alone) and eventually parting ways and scheduling when they would practice at the studio together.

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Back to the dopest group chat
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Namjoon: so has anyone talked to Jungkook or Jimin?

Yoongi: I bet you Jimin killed Jungkook and is hiding the body

Hoseok: Hyung...do you want to like...not worry everyone?

Yoongi: what? It's possible that Jimin is a psycho

Jungkook: you take that back you miserable grandpa. Jimin is the nicest hyung in this whole group...(let the jikook ship sail).

Seokjin: I can't believe my eyes.

Namjoon: why do you have to bum out Seokjin hyung like that kookie??

Taehyung: DID YOU GUYS GO ON A DATE??

Jimin: possibly....

Taehyung: OOOHH MY GOS IM SO EXOFTED THAT I CANT EVRN FUCITIO. RIGHT NOW THIS JS GREAT NEWS!!!

Hoseok: oh wow...well since nobody cares that those two are gay, SURPRISE ME TOO

Yoongi: we already knew

Namjoon: I thought it was obvious right from the beginning considering how hyped he was. But, while we're on the topic....me too

Taehyung: saaaaaaaame

Seokjin: if Yoongi is gay as well then all seven of us are...

Yoongi: well I'll be damned...this is going to be a gay ass chat

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Alright you gorgeous people, I wasn't going to make ships and what not but I'm passed that obviously and I decided to let ships sail. Obviously JiKook is the first so haha my babies. Now I just gotta figure out who the man left out will pair with unless he's alone. Haha suspense 😈