Bangtan Stoopids

49

So I'm at the liqour store right...AND THESE TWO CUSTOMERS WERE TALKING ABOUT MEDICAL MARIJUANA FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES???

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Jungkook: good morning you gorgeous men!

Seokjin: oh what a beautiful thing to wake up to ☺

Namjoon: I text you cute shit in the morning...

Yoongi: hyung sounds like me right now because its fucking 3 in the afternoon

Taehyung: Yoongs, I must say...you sound a tad salty right now..

Hoseok:

Jimin: why are you salty Yoongi hyung??

Yoongi: shhhhh

Seokjin: listen here you tough acting man!! We're all friends here what's bothering you?!

Namjoon: aren't we supposed to be extra nice to Tae and Yoongi hyung because they have a Hoseok...

Jungkook: I love that you refer to Hoseok hyung as "a Hoseok "

Jimin: Jungkook...shut up because you're the problem.

Taehyung: IT WAS THE PICTURE WASNT IT?! I KNEW YOU WERE MAD ABOUT IT!! IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Seokjin: what picture??

Namjoon: don't send it. It might make Yoongi hyung more upset?

Hoseok: agreed

Jimin: ^I second that

Seokjin: how am I supposed to help if I don't know what the picture is?

Namjoon: stay out of it then babe..

Hoseok: I agree with Namjoonie.. back up hyung. Yoongs is annoyed and won't even really talk to me about it..

Jimin: Jin hyung does have this like...magical touch when it comes to talking to people though..

Jungkook: for fucks sake, just send the picture Taehyung

Taehyung: Yoongi...I love you! Honest!

Jimin: before anyone asks! I took the picture because just..look at Kookies face 😊

Seokjin: they're sleeping...why does that upset Yoongi?

Namjoon: they're in the same bed? We slept all over each other in Seoul why is this any different?

Yoongi: because it's in my fucking house in my fucking bed you jackass

Taehyung:

Seokjin: so I see the issue..but Jimin and Hoseok were there right?

Hoseok: we walked in and found them like that

Jimin: look Yoongi hyung, this annoys me too. But in Jungkooks defense he likes to cuddle or be cuddled when he sleeps so it most likely was for him to sleep..

Jungkook: yeah man. Plus Taehyung whined about a bad dream and cried a little so I went to the room

Taehyung: also!!! It was like 3 am when Kook came into the room..

Jungkook: OOOHH DOES THIS MAKE YOU SOFT THOUGH BECASUE THATS HOW I FOUND HIM AT 3 AM ALL SAD!

Hoseok: the fuck Tae..

Namjoon: maybe he felt lonely and snuggled a pillow

Yoongi: that's my favorite pillow that I always use...

Seokjin: BOOM! SEE MAN! Sending the photo, which was my idea, caused Jungkookie to send the little video of TAEHYUNG CUDDLING YOURE FAVORITE PILLOW AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS ITS BECAUSE HE MISSED YOU!

Taehyung: ^^^it smelled like Yoongs ☺

Hoseok: YOONGI I TOLD YOU IT WASNT A BIG DEAL GOD!

Jimin: me and Jungkookie (who dropped his phone and it's under the sofa)

Namjoon: Jungkook is my child..

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I feel like I never end these properly but...eehh.

I'M GETTING MY HAIR CUT TOMORROW EVERYBODY I'M SO EXCITED!!!