Bangtan Stoopids

105

Everybody keeps coming into the bakery telling me how nice it is outside...like alright Janet, sorry I need to work and serve you're picky ass on a gorgeous day...hoe

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~~~VKook dms~~~

Jungkookieee: Jimin does annoying shit sometimes but I love him so I tolerate it usually. Sometimes I push him enough that he almost topples over.

Taehyungieee: I JUST SAID IN MY CHAT WITH HOSEOK AND YOONGI THAT I WANT TO PUNCH YOONGI IN THE FACE SOMETIMES!

Jungkookieee: I'll start planning your funeral man...

Taehyungieee: also, I locked myself in the room and Hobi is trying to talk me out...NOOOOOPE

Jungkookieee: he probably ain't even mad. I'm sure they want to go at each others throats sometimes too.

Taehyungieee: oh they do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jungkookieee: nooOooooOooOOOOooooOo!!

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Jimin: and that's how we got Mr. Floofles..

Seokjin: why Mr. Floofles though?

Namjoon: because he's floofy babe..

Yoongi: but does anyone care about your cat Jimin?

Jimin: (ಥ_ಥ)

Seokjin: cue Jungkookie...now

Jungkook: you tryna fight 할아버지??

Namjoon: I picture this when Kookie tryna fight
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Hoseok: who is Mr. Floofles?

Taehyung: a nugget!

Seokjin: he a fat nugget...I approve

Namjoon: here's another fat nugget

Jimin: ooOoof!!

Jungkook: he's a possible contender for Mochi 3.0

Yoongi: a whole nugget

Namjoon: I'm assuming you got mad at Tae?

Hoseok: no. But Tae assumed we were mad I think. But we ain't because me too Taetae..Yoongi deserves a fucking punch to the face sometimes.

Jimin: bruh big mood towards Jungkook.

Jungkook:

Namjoon: I'm going to assume that Jin wants to fight me too sometimes because I'm destructive...and clumsy..

Taehyung: aww hyung

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Don't even know what this chapter is..but here ya go