Can we all take a moment to appreciate a man named Kim Yugyeom...he ain't dead or anything but he's such a beauty... that is all
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~~~Jikook dms~~~
Jungkook: I love him
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Jimin: the fuck kook?
Jungkook: WRONG CHAT!
Jimin: WAIT!!
Jimin: Jungkook...
Jimin: Jungkookie??
~~~Jimin added Taehyung to the chat~~~
Taehyung: HELLO FRIENDS!
Jimin: you know what chat he's talking about?
Taehyung: he's in a chat with Mingyu and a few other people that stan GOT7 I believe.
Jungkook: the hell you add Taehyung hyung for?
Taehyung: well hello to you too maknae..
~~~Taehyung left the chat~~~
Jungkook: Jimin
Jungkook: park fucking jimin!
Jimin: excuse you...
Jungkook: ......mochi?💝
Jimin: well you left suddenly after complimenting an idol without an explanation. I was just curious
Jungkook: well it's a group chat with Mingyu, and some girls named Yewon, Jiseon, and Xinwa
Jimin: and you just talk about GOT7?
Jungkook: well sometimes the girls ask us about like, how do I put this..
Jimin: like guy problems and how to deal with them?
Jungkook: yeah, all three of the girls are in a relationship, Xinwa and Yewon have boyfriends and Jiseon has a girlfriend. We all planned last night to get lunch today so that's why I didn't respond right away, they all just got here.
Jimin: okay, well have fun...
~~~BTS group chat~~~
Namjoon: anyone else remember that time in Seoul when Taehyung was running down the stairs because Hoseok hyung screamed and he tripped down the stairs and we all just stood there as Tae did a retarded little cry laugh thing?
Seokjin: and you brought that up because?
Taehyung: hyung...tell me you didn't...
Yoongi: first off, how dare you interrupt my makeup date with Hoseok and Taehyung. Second off, did you break anything?
Hoseok: ^very caring. But seriously...did you just accidentally reenact that..
Jimin: hello. Also, I hope you're okay hyung. I suggest that you get ice if anywhere hurts.
Seokjin: Jimin? Didn't you have plans today?
Namjoon: weren't you going on a date at the park?
Hoseok: I fucking...JEON JUNGKOOK!
Jungkook: YO I FUCKIF OFRGO IM ON HE WAI!!
Taehyung: ahem ahem... "yo I fucking forgot I'm on the way!!"
Jimin: no point, I'm already home
Yoongi: okay damn, I know I'm not in the position to say anything about being a good boyfriend, but how the fuck did you forget about a date?
Jungkook: what do you want?
Namjoon: for you to treat Jimin with a lot more respect?
Seokjin: to not forget about him when you two have plans..
Taehyung: the question was directed towards ChimChim..
Hoseok: baby boi... back away
Jimin: I was going to say jalapeno chips but our hyungs make a good point.. so...
Jungkook: I GOT THE CHIPS AND WE WILL TALK WHEN I GET TO YOUR HOUSE!
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