Bangtan Stoopids

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He mlem..

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Taehyung: so I was thinking...

Jungkook: ignore him

Hoseok: should I be at all concerned?

Namjoon: no, wait I'm curious

Seokjin: we need to stop ignoring each other because it causes disputes and I'm over it

Yoongi: oh do tell baby boy.

Jimin: ^soft Yoongi hyung is a snack

Jungkook: MOCHI!

Taehyung: that was meant for my chat with Hobi and Yoongles...but fuck it, I was thinking we should adopt another baby 🙃

Namjoon: would you want another girl or?

Hoseok: eehh...I think we should discuss this in our own chat

Jimin: agreed, next thing you three need is us taking sides. JIN HYUNG LEAVE THEM ALONE!

Seokjin: I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING?!

Yoongi: but you were gonna say something like "ooohhh tell me everything"

Namjoon: he's pouting 😂

Jungkook: go discuss....I wanna be the godfather though...

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~~~TaeGiHope dms~~~

TaeBear: 🥺

Yoongles: why the pouty face?

Hobi: babycakes, nobody is upset or anything, but why the sudden thought?

TaeBear: well, Somin sometimes wants to play but none of us are available and I told her to play with one of the neighbors once, but she didn't want to leave home.

Yoongles: go on..

TaeBear: and she said how one of her friends had a little brother and they play together all the time and then she asked if it was possible to have another baby even though theres no mommy to have one and I just
o(╥﹏╥)o

Hobi: OUR POOR BABY!!

Yoongles: which are you referring to?

Hobi: Somin you idiot..but also, Taehyung, you don't need to be upset about bringing it up or anything, having another one probably wouldn't be the worst possible idea

Yoongles: you can think of a worse idea?

Hobi: I have several....

TaeBear: I got an odd sexual vibe from that.....I'm still sore from last night
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Yoongles: ........

Hobi: NOTHING BAD!

TaeBear: he had just enough energy for three rounds..and I was tired before the first was over (⑅๑꒪﹏꒪๑)

Yoongles: so, we can discuss further when you guys all move up to Seoul and we can incorporate Somin since she has a say as well.

TaeBear: o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o

Hobi: I just love him so much

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Seokjin: but...how?

Jimin: I literally don't know, I just walked into the house and PoOF....Jungkook was just naked trying to fight a fly

Namjoon: ...but why was he naked?!?!

Jungkook: I had just gotten out of the shower and my towel fell because that damn fly...fuck you trevor

Taehyung: TREVOR IS A FLY?!

Yoongi: you knew about a fly?

Jungkook: I told him about trevor yes..

Hoseok: I think Tae thought it was an actually human

Seokjin: but wait...did you get him?

Jimin: no..Jungkook still tries to fight the fly daily...I honestly think it's a different fly

Jungkook: trevor has disguises

Yoongi: I wanted a little boy...but now I'm going for another girl because Jungkook is an idiot

Namjoon: what does Jungkook have to do with a new baby?

Hoseok: were you actually considering Jungkook as the godfather?

Taehyung: I did too..but if we have a boy, he'll probably start acting like Jungkook, who's a doofus

Jimin: and you're a dork Taehyung, so either way the boy would be a quack

Yoongi: Jimin...damn, you ain't wrong, but damn

Namjoon: no arguing or so help me I will break something everyone owns..

Seokjin: I don't mind (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Hoseok: eewwww

Jungkook: ...you guys are the parents, YOU CAN'T FLIRT IN FRONT OF US

Jimin: | ू•ૅω•́)ᵎᵎᵎ

Taehyung: oof..Jimin is peeking hehehe...BUT YOU'RE LITERALLY RHE PARENTS WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT'S OKAY?!

~~~Yoongi left the chat~~~

Namjoon: pffftthahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Seokjin: y'all are dramatic....rude

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