SURPRISE EVERYONE I AIN'T DEAD!!! I'm dead on the inside though 😶
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~~~BTS group chat~~~
Taehyung: any of you ever wonder why there's only stars sometimes??
Jimin: boi...it is 2 a.m.???
Seokjin: I'm awake hello?
Namjoon: Jin and I were out so I'm up too
Jungkook: Taehyungie are you alright?
Hoseok: he is not
Yoongi: Taetae is currently sitting on the roof star gazing.
Jimin: get the fuck inside man
Seokjin: why is he on the roof though?
Yoongi: he watched a documentary on polygamous relationships and now he's bummed out I guess
Namjoon: was it on today at like...5?
Jungkook: hyung...did you also watch it?
Seokjin: is that what you were talking about at dinner? Because I thought it was like..a sad movie
Jimin: what happened?
Namjoon: so apparently it was some dude with three girlfriends and they were all happy and what not. They had like 5 kids all together and then one day the dude realized he really only cared about one of his girlfriends and he asked only her to marry him and he remained, or tried to remain, friends with the other two women. So long ass story short, Taehyung maybe feels like they'll fall apart?
Jungkook: that's absurd. Hoseok hyung and Yoongi hyung definately adore Taehyungie and I know because Hoseok hyung HAS fought me over it, and Yoongi hyung death stares me a lot when we visit..
Seokjin: plus, both Hoseok and Yoongi have talked to me about surprises they've either planned or have done for Taehyung
Hoseok:
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(Let's ignore that he's his own meme yeah?)
Taehyung: I suppose you're all right.. HOBI DON'T BE MAD
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Yoongi: boom see, it's all been figured out
Namjoon: glad to be of assistance at two in the morning
Jungkook: okay cool so uh...GOODNIGHT!
Taehyung: but I'm not sleepy right now 🙁🙁
Hoseok: Yoongs and I can help you with that 😉
Seokjin: YOU BETTER MEAN BY READING HIM A STORY OR SOMETHING OR SO HELP ME!
