Bangtan Stoopids

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Decided, with the help of wattbitch, that I'm making this story go the way it is in this chapter..

I'm tryna not spoil it okay..

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~~~JiKook dms~~~

Jungkook: OH MY GOD BRUH KILL ME!!

Jimin: ????

Jungkook: I fucking crave the grave

Jimin: are you...what the fuck is wrong man?!

Jungkook: I can't deal with this anymore man

Jimin: babe you're honestly scaring me..

Jungkook: do I really look like a bunny and/or coconut 😔😔

Jimin: I've told you that you have a bunny face..but I enjoy it ☺

Jungkook: do I look like a coconut?

Jimin: only when you dyed your hair a light brown color and didn't style it. Why the questions all of a sudden?

Jungkook: I don't really want to talk about it.

Jimin: don't you dare leave this chat..😤

Jungkook: I won't. But I am gonna mute this chat and the group chat for a while.

Jimin: don't be a bitch Kookie

Jimin: you beautiful piece of fucktard..

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Seokjin: and that my dear children is how to perfect making rice.

Hoseok: I literally followed that recipe once and I now follow it like a fucking religion..

Taehyung: and Hobis rice is freaking so good 😁😁

Namjoon: I'm so lucky to have Jin cook for me every day 🤗🤗🤗

Jimin: y'all...I have a problem

Yoongi: what did Jungkook do this time?

Seokjin: ...why isn't Jungkook defending himself?

Jimin: he muted this chat and our dms after making it sound like he was going to hurt himself or something?!

Hoseok: oh fuck! Is he okay?!

Yoongi: Hoseok...Jimin literally said he muted us...he don't know

Namjoon: send in Taehyung to chat with him. Maybe he'll open up?

Taehyung: I GOT YOU!!

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Update y'all, I'm making this more dramatic than it needs to be