Bangtan Stoopids

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Does anyone know what the Cold War is because this class is boring but also lit!!

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~~~TaeGiHope dms~~~

Taetae: passssst

Taetae: PssSsSsssssSssssSSsssssst!!!

Yoongs: what is with you people and texting at 2a.m.?????

Taetae:

Yoongs: ...why aren't you home?

Hobi: the fuck Tae?

Taetae: you arnt feling my sRang..

Yoongs: uuh now he's upset

Hobi: puddin pop, wasn't Liu supposed to bring you home like 2 hours ago?? I'll kill her...

Taetae: I lov Liu!!

Yoongs: babe just come home please

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3p.m.
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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Jimin: I'm excited but also nervous for you and Namjoon hyung to adopt a baby.

Seokjin: we talked a lot about it and Namjoon is already practicing how to hold a baby..it's cute.

Jungkook: know what else is cute???

Yoongi: enlighten me..

Jungkook:

Hoseok: can we appreciate how Jiminie still looks handsome as fuck?

Taehyung: such a cutie🤗🤗🤗

~~~Yoongi removed Taehyung from the chat~~~

Namjoon: how...you aren't the leader??

Seokjin: I made him the leader because I thought it would be a good idea..

Jungkook: why though?

Hoseok: he went out with his friend last night and was supposed to come home at 12 but slept at her house instead and messaged us at like 2...so yep

Jimin: but....he's such a good kid..

~~~Jimin added Taehyung to the chat~~~

Yoongi: Jimin...you serious?

Taehyung: you guuuuuuuys!! Open the door I wanna talk and see Somin😕😕

Hoseok: who the fuck is with you?

Jungkook: yo let him....YOU BROUGHT SOMEONE OVER WHILE THEY'RE MAD??!

Seokjin: alright, time to intervene. So Taehyung didn't come home like he was supposed to. But he stayed at his FEMALE friends house when we all know Tae is super duper gay right?

Namjoon: and on top of that Hoseok hyung and Yoongi hyung both got salty and now won't let Taetae in.

Hoseok: I appreciate you two trying to help but don't you fucking dare because I might actually kill someone and I dont want hyung and Joonie to get in trouble

Yoongi: Hoseok doesn't look overly happy so I suggest you two back down because Liu....

Jimin: 😶😶😶😶

Jungkook:

Yoongi: has a brother...

Namjoon: ya done fucked yourself Taehyung

Seokjin: we need a professional for Hoseok then..

~~~Seokjin added Dawon to the chat~~~

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I don't even know if Liu is a girl name...but I like it so..yep

My professor just insulted the people who came up with the romanization of Chinese names because some guys name, in chinese is like... Chiang kanshiek or something but America was like "hmmmmmm chinese characters and they pronounce it like that...LETS ROMANIZE IT JIANG JIQIANG!!"

This is those dudes..