Bangtan Stoopids

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Appreciate Kodie. He is my first and eldest child...I love his lil blind and deaf floofy ass...

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Jimin: ppsssssssst!

Jimin: pSsSsSsSsSsssSssSsst!!!

Jimin: you guys (ㅠㅡㅠ)

Jimin: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!! PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!!!

Yoongi: IT IS FUCKING 2 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY FUCKING NEED!?

Jimin: someoe to pixk me uo (ㅠㅅㅠ)

Yoongi: Where the fuck...have Jungkook get you

Jimin: I'm no in Busan thogh!!

Yoongi: then...where the fuck?

Jimin: I cam to Dagu to visi Hosok!!

Yoongi: what the actual fuck Jimin...where are you I'm getting in my car

Jimin: ibe been at the train sinvr 11

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Time skip to like....9 a.m.
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Jungkook: JIMIN WHAT THE HELL?!

Seokjin: no me gusta...

Taehyung: Jimin hyung is sleeping

Namjoon: I'm assuming Yoongi hyung is as well?

Yoongi: I'm very much awake, and at work.

Seokjin: oh you got a new job?

Yoongi: yeah...at a different liqour store

Namjoon: I'm assuming the same rules more or less?

Jungkook: where is Hoseok hyung?

Taehyung: also asleep..

Seokjin: according to Jimin, he went to Daegu to visit Hoseok...so I'm assuming he woke up Hoseok and ranted?

Yoongi: yeah...something about Jungkook. The hell you gotta make him so upset all the time? You know he's sensitive, you know he feels jealous a lot, and you know he's insecure. So tell me why you forget dates and ditch him for other people?

Jungkook: I did no such thing!!

Hoseok: y'all got into an argument and apparently when Jimin started to get upset and quiet, which is what he does when he gets upset, Jungkook replied with "what, are you gonna go running to Hoseok hyung"

Taehyung: well damn...Jiminie really did run to Hobi..

Namjoon: I know this ain't my place but uh....you two should take a break

Seokjin: or at least figure out what the heck your problems are and talk them out WITHOUT RUNNING TO ANYONE ELSE?!

Yoongi: I blame Jungkook...what are you like...18 or 19, you're still a kid so...

Taehyung: Jungkookie is 21..

Jungkook: ^thank you Taehyungie

Namjoon: you guys...back on topic. What did you and Jimin argue about?

Yoongi: prolly some dumb shit

Hoseok: *grabs Yoongs, Taetae, Seokjin hyung and Jimin into save zone*

Seokjin: why Jimin though?

Hoseok: he's still sleeping so..

Namjoon: maknae answer the question

Jungkook: he got mad because I was going to hangout with Xinwa and Yewon.

Seokjin: *steps out of safe zone* okay, then what happened?

Jungkook: Jimin got mad out of nowhere because I said "I'm going out with Yewonah and Xinwa, I'll be back in a few hours" and for whatever reason he got all upset that I had made plans without telling him about them and argued with me

Namjoon: I'm betting Jimin is awake so...*pulls Jimin out* explain

Jimin: yesterday was September 5th...

Seokjin: meaning??

Jimin: Jungkookies birthday was September 1st but we both worked and yesterday was the only day we both had off and I wanted to surprise him on his birthday. I wanted to spend the day with him because it was his birthday.

Taehyung: Jungkook...sometimes I get so upset with you that you hurt Jimin hyung!!

Hoseok: Tae...get yer ass back in this safe zone...

Jungkook: but that's not my fault because it was a surprise meaning I had no idea about it!

Yoongi: but you didn't fucking think "huh...my boyfriend, who literally is in love with me and puts up with so much of my shit and stupidity, didn't do anything for my birthday?" Like that thought didn't even pop up once.

Seokjin: I agree with Jungkook in the sense that he didn't know about Jimin wanting to spend the day but also with Yoongi because I mean...it's Jimin, he would buy out a whole restaurant for you if you asked him..

Jungkook: well instead of trying to surprise me he should've said something, or instead of fucking crying about it like he does about everything, he should've said he wanted to spend the day.

Namjoon: well no need to be so salty about it. Look Jungkook, we're trying to help you to understand what's going on and how to process it so that you won't repeat this again in the future.

Yoongi: if there even is a future for this idiot

Jungkook: Yoongi hyung..please just shut up for once. You literally got mad at Hoseok and Taehyung over memes and kicked Taehyung out for no reason

Taehyung: (ㅇㅊㅇ*)

Seokjin: is that a panicked face Tae...

Hoseok: I can deal with the stupidity, I can deal with him being upset over how Jimin reacted. I get it Jungkook, I really do. But for you to fucking tell someone who's trying to be helpful, even though he comes across rude, to shut up is pushing you near the line. What pushed you over the line however, is the fact that you literally just called Jimin a crybaby if he doesn't get his way, which I know is not true. So just know, and this is for everyone, that Jimin is going to have the chat muted for about an hour or so. I will also mute the chat and watch movies with Jimin LIKE THE OUTSIDERS

Namjoon: quick question...is Hoseok fuming right now or..

Taehyung: I'm currently holding his hand and rubbing it to keep him calm which is why it wasn't in caps lock..

Seokjin: I'm concerned for Jungkooks silence..

Hoseok: oh and also, Jimin deleted your contact so BYE FOR AN HOUR EVERYONE!!

Namjoon: I mean...well uh...that...fuck man...

Seokjin: Jungkook..if you want to come to Ilsan you can..I'll send you a ticket

Jungkook: thank you hyung..

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I hope the four or five of you that read this and comment and whatnot appreciate the sudden drama that came from literally nowhere...I'm ridiculously bored so..yep

So I'm gonna eat my sandwich now