Y'all...so naturally I'm working and I just want to sleep 😴😴😴 In other news...nothing...that's it
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~~~ Last night at 10:30pm ~~~
~~~JiHope dms~~~
Jimin: hey hyung...so Kook isn't here yet and he isnt answering his phone..
Hoseok: alright...one of two things happened 1: his phone is on silent and he lost track of time and will make up for it OR 2: he got shitfaced and completely forgot he made plans with you for 10 and is having a grand time with creepy stalker guy..
Jimin: it better be option one...😥😥
Hoseok: if he messages you some dumb shit add me to your chat, I'll keep my phone on sound so I wake up!!
~~~ Present time ~~~
~~~Jimin has added Hoseok to the chat~~~
Jungkook: 😶😶😶😶
Hoseok: you worthless piece of shit..
Jungkook: Jimin!!!! Why did you inbite Hosoek?!
Hoseok: this lil rabbit just spelled my name wrong...THE DISRESPECT!
Jimin: bruh did you see his dumbass texts 😒😒
Hoseok: look Jungcook...go the fuck to sleep, and when you get up reread these messages THEN decide whether or not Jimin has the right to be fucking pissed or so help me I will go to Busan and slap the fuck out of you..
Jungkook: GOODNIGHT!!💝
~~~Jungkook has left the chat~~~
Hoseok: how do you put up with him?
Jimin: he usually isn't as fucking stupid...he's typically sweet and over bearing which I honestly love about him...BUT HIS DUMBASS GETS ON MY NERVES SO MUCH RECENTLY!!
~~~ later that morning...at like...I dunno 10ish? ~~~
~~~BTS group chat~~~
Seokjin: YOU GUYS!!
Yoongi: ...why don't any of you people let me sleep???
Jimin: Yoongi hyung, just mute your phone?
Namjoon: but what if something important happens or an emergency and he gets a call?!?
Hoseok: ...Joonie, shut up. Jin hyung, what's up?
Seokjin: so, why did I get a panicked phone call from Jungkook at four in the gosh darn morning?!
Taehyung: is our lil maknae okay?
Hoseok: he is a tard..
Jimin: a very big tard..
Namjoon: give el details!
Yoongi: but do we actually care?
Jungkook: FIRST OFF YOONGI HYUNG WE CARED WHEN YOU GOT ALL UPSET AT TAE AND WE CARED ABOUT WHEN YOU AND HOSEOK CAME AT ME AND THAT ONE TIME JIMIN WAS UPSET BUT GOD FORBID ANYONE CARE WHEN I'M MAD?!
Hoseok: for the record though...you were the main cause that we all stressed...
Taehyung: ^don't forget that one time you and Hobi went to Japan!
Seokjin: literally though...Jungkook called me at four in the morning crying and it sounded like he was having a panic attack??
Jimin: that's because he fucked up big time last night
Namjoon: what happened?
Yoongi: ooohh is this what you were telling me about Hoseok?
Jungkook: ^why you telling Yoongi hyung about mine and Jimins issues?
Seokjin: because we've become family!! So, what happened?
Jimin: Jungkook was supposed to come over at 10 last night and sleep over, but because he went out with Mingyu, he got drunk and texted me at 3 am..
Jungkook: I SAID I WAS SORRY AND I WOULD MAKE IT UP TO YOU!
Taehyung: JUNGKOOKIEEE!!
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Hoseok: Taetae..noo
Yoongi: sometimes, I wonder why the fuck Jiminie puts up with so much of Jungkook's shit..
Namjoon: ^you put up with Hoseok hyung being a bipolar psychopath...
Taehyung: and Seokjin hyung puts up with you breaking everything you touch..
Jimin: love is weird bro
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When I write this I wonder why I make JiKook have so many issues 😂😂
I like making y'all stressed about the relationship I guess!
