I would like to start by apologizing for not updating sooner. I know like 10 of you actually keep up with this so...my bad yo...
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~~~JiKook dms~~~
Kookie: I'm okay. I went to an actual doctor to get my arm checked and I'm taking an antibiotic to prevent an infection. The swelling should go down in a few days. Mingyu is currently walking me home and then my mom is going to drive him home and shes going to drop me off at your apartment because I want to hide in your bed for the next week and she's going out of town for two weeks so...yep
Mochi: well hello to you too. I'm not home right now but if you want to get dropped off at the cafe I'm here until 10.
Kookie: I'll let you know when I'm leaving my house.
~~~BTS group chat~~~
Hoseok: so how does one explain to a toddler that it's not okay to run around with a knife...
Namjoon: tell her how dangerous it is to run around with one or to swing it around
Taehyung: "but papa(Yoongi) swings the knife all the time when he cooks.."
Seokjin: this is some tea
Jimin: hyung, you shouldn't swing a knife to begin with?!
Yoongi: it's not like I fucking swing it all day. It's one of those things that like, I'll be chatting with Tae or Hoseokie and I'll need a hand gesture but the knife is in my hand. Plus I put her in time out..
Namjoon: you ever thought, well damn, just don't swing a knife while it's in your hand. Just put it down.
Taehyung: Yoongs would probably wave around a sword or gun if it was in his hand because he ain't got time to place it down. Also, how is Jungkookie?!
Jimin:
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Seokjin: why is he sitting up and not laying down comfortably?
Hoseok: maybe he is comfortable like that hyung.
Jimin: he was in the bed a little while ago but every little noise he heard makes him jump and he wanted to be close.
Taehyung:
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Jungkook: is that Hoseok being annoyed that I'm nervous or??
Hoseok: not at all, you have every right to be nervous about what had happened. I was glaring at Somin because she gave me a flower crown..
Namjoon: first off, you look handsome with a flower crown. But why did you glare
Yoongi: "daddy~!! Heres a flower crown that baba(Tae) gave me!
You look like a horse that won a race...hahahahahaha daddy's a horse daddy's a horse hahahaha!" The laugh was cute but then she ran off and it was fucking priceless.
Seokjin: if Gitae ever insulted me like that, I would disown him. I mean I'm fucking gorgeous.
Jungkook: alright mister worldwide handsome. Your ego is higher than my standards damn.
Taehyung: idiot....3....2....1
Jimin: the hell is that supposed to mean...
Hoseok: want me to go to Busan and kick his ass?
Jungkook: THAT WAS OUT OF CONTEXT WAIT! let me rephrase. Hyung, your ego is higher than my standards just like Jimins perfection.
Namjoon: nice save bro, nice save.
~~~ I honestly don't know what this story is anymore..
