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Guess who's at work!

Me..that's usually when I update!

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~~~JiKook dms~~~

Mochi: do you want to be single?

Kookie: bitch please....you love me and I love you..IT'S FATE FOR US TO BE TOGETHER!

Mochi: I just don't understand why you have to tell everyone..AND YOU MADE A BET!

Kookie: nobody is paying anyone...it was just a dumb joke..IM SORRY YOU CAN FIGHT ME IF YOU WANT!

Mochi: ....I feel like if I fight you it'll somehow end up with us naked...so fuck off.

Kookie: DID YOU JUST LEAVE?!

Mochi: I'm going for a walk.

Kookie:

Kookie:

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~~~TaeGiHope dms~~~

TaeBear: so then he was being salty and lowkey aggressive...so I locked myself in the bathroom.

Yoongles: babe?

Hobi: I'm suddenly thinking I should take my medication again..

TaeBear: WRONG CHAT!

Yoongles: please can we talk whatever this is out? I feel left out since I'm always at work..

Hobi: twas my fault. We got into a slight argument over dinner...and I sort of lashed out.

TaeBear: I know you dislike your medication though..I don't want you to be uncomfortable.

Yoongles: I don't want him uncomfortable either, but I also don't want you harmed Tae. If he feels he needs it he can have small doses...or how does that work?

Hobi: the doctor would give me a low dose since it's been a while and I can always get a therapist...I did have a shit childhood.

TaeBear: that might be a good idea..can I safely come out of the bathroom now?

Hobi: ye...|ω・')

Yoongles: is Sominie good?

Hobi: she kicked me..

Yoongles: that's my baby girl

TaeBear: and I'm your baby boy
⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Hobi: I literally uwued out loud..that's our baby boy...I fucking love him so much ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

Yoongles: I'm contemplating how important this job is to me..I'm tryna go home and cuddle him...

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~~~NamJin dms~~~

Jinie: so...

Joonie: .....

Jinie: not even a warning?

Joonie: ヾ(。﹏。)ノ゙

Jinie: .....

Joonie: ....

Jinie: KIM NAMJOON!

Joonie: I ever tell you how INCREDIBLY handsome you are??

Jinie: ....KIM MOTHER FUCKING NAMJOON!

Joonie: |д・´) !!

Jinie: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA GO AND BURN FOOD AND FUCK UP SOME OF THE KITCHEN WHILE YOURE AT IT AND YOU POORLY CLEANED UP AND YOU TAKE GITAE TO THE PARK?!?!

Joonie: you swore?!

Jinie: that's what you get out of the shouting...IQ 148 my ass.

Joonie: Gitae cried because the smell so I brought him for air..I'll help you clean when I get back...some shit I honestly don't know what to do with it!

Jinie: ...you lucky you cute.

Joonie: (灬ºωº灬)

Jinie: get home in the next ten minutes or no sex for you for a month.

Joonie:

Jinie:

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Jinie: ...I love you.

Joonie: ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)

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So I know nobody asked or anything...

SO IM AT WORK RIGHT!

I get I have to attend customers...but I like doing nothing.. I got salty because I was taking a picture for snapchat

 I got salty because I was taking a picture for snapchat

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Fun fact: hella people say I look super comfy

My one friend said I looked like a bear when I wear this hoodie.

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