Bangtan Stoopids

108

Y'all I have class in 30 minutes then I have to speed to work then I need to speed back to my school for a bio lab...WHO'S GONNA FEED MY ANIMALS?!

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Let's say that about a week passed since the sugar daddy thing...okay, cool. Good talk
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~~~JiKook dms~~~

Kookie: ahhh come on. He's just a sugar daddy it isn't a big deal!

Mochi: I just still don't understand. You joined the track and field team which means you still have your scholarship so you don't need a sugar daddy..ESPECIALLY ONE THATS OUR BEST FRIEND!

Kookie: that's true. However, I now have no job, meaning I have to money and my parents won't give me any money and I sort of need money for food and other essentials...PLEASE STOP STRESSING BECAUSE HE IS OUR BEST FRIEND SO YOU KNOW HE'S NOT A CREEP!

Mochi: fine fine fine. How do you think Yoongi hyung and Taehyung are handling this?

Kookie: constant arguing I believe. Tae told me that he's voted Switzerland since he doesn't want to get involved after Hoseok explained why he didn't mention anything. And Yoongi I guess understands it but is now annoyed because of everything so..yep.

Mochi: aaaaish, sometimes I'm genuinely concerned for all of their emotional well beings.

~~~TaeGiHope dms~~~

Taetae: have you two stopped? Somin wants to leave the park and go home but she doesn't want daddies to be mad.

Yoongs: you should let her know that it's also bad to lie to people too

Hobi: I NEVER FUCKING LIED!

Yoongs: when we talked about wanting to move, you said, and I quote "we should wait because I'm a broke ass bitch right now."

Taetae: you did say we couldn't move die to financial issues..but your family is super duper rich..

Hobi: KEYWORD BEING FUCKING FAMILY! YOURE BOTH IDIOTS BECAUSE MY FATHER OWNS THE COLLEGE MEANING THE MONEY IS HIS AND NOT MINE! IF I USED THEIR MONEY LIKE IT WAS MINE THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD A JOB WHEN WE MET AND I WOULDN'T HAVE HESITATED WHEN BUYING A NEW FUCKING HOUSE!

Yoongs: you literally could have told us this and explained that it was your parents and not yours and nobody would even get mad.

Hobi: WE HAD A WHOLE CONVERSATION ON THIS WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT ADOPTING SOMIN BECAUSE TAE WAS NERVOUS ABOUT FUNDS AND I EXPLAINED THAT MY PARENTS HAD MONEY AND COULD HELP HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT NOT COVER "oh it's not his money it's his parents"

Taetae: are you both home? And to be fair Hobi...that doesn't really explain anything about the money.

Yoongs: if it isn't your money how the fuck are you letting Jungkook be your sugar baby.. and no I left for work

Hobi: because now I actually have a share of the college and an inheritance so I'm set.

Taetae: OH MY GOD YOUR DAD DIED?!?!

Yoongs: no Tae..we talked to his dad like a week ago.

Hobi: my grandpa has been dead for like eight years. But everything went to my grandma and she died a while ago. Remember I went to Gwangju when you exploded on Taetae and you didn't talk to any of us for like a fucking month. Well she passed away and about three and a half weeks ago everything belonging to her was divided between my sister and I so..yep