Bangtan Stoopids

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Y'ALL I GOT SOME TEA FOR THE END OF THIS STORY!!
WattBitch already knows...or should know what I'm referring to.

Also, I'm at work right and I came at 3 and im here until 10 and the dude was like "can you work next Wednesday and Friday for me" like...I GUESS!!

I have my other job Wednesday so woo and then I have to reschedule my dogs vet appointment on Friday ...😑

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Jimin: what the fuck Jungkook..

Seokjin: is this the dude he was out until 3am with?

Hoseok: this kid tryna die?

Taehyung: HOSEOKIE STAY CALM PLEASE!! hi Mingyu!!

Mingyu: should I have not joined??

Namjoon: nah but like...since you're here, tell us about the dude you like

Yoongi: or leave..

Jungkook: Yoongi hyung pleeeeeeaase!!!

Seokjin: go on child, I'll at least help you

Jimin: Seokjin hyung is basically like our mom and he's like a guru or some shit

Mingyu: so his name is Wonwoo and he's pretty sweet..

Taehyung: "pretty sweet" the heck does that mean?

Jungkook: maybe he's like Hoseok hyung and gets mad hella quick?

Hoseok: listen you bunny fucktard...

Jimin: don't insult my mans you fucking horse..

Namjoon: oh dear..

Yoongi: Jungkook...just no...okay...LISTEN YOU FUCKING PLUSH LOOKING BABY INSULT HOBI AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Seokjin: Let Mingyu speak or I will slap all of you next time we meet up..

Hoseok: you're lucky Tae is holding my hand so I can't type as angry..

Mingyu: you guys are funny😂😂
But yeah, Wonwoo can be sort of a dick sometimes. Not sure if it's a protecting thing or just his personality.

Namjoon: he ever insult or poke fun at you?

Jungkook: because then I would suggest to drop him..

Hoseok: if you want a man, even if douchey...he should never be douchey towards you...you feel?

Mingyu: I do feel you man. But how should I come out and be like "hey I'm gay and I've had a crush on you haha..."

Yoongi: do something he would like and possibly get him to feel comfortable and tipsy if you feel weird and just tell him..it might take like a day or two for him to come around but if he's a genuine friend he won't care. Then just confess guy.

Taehyung: worst case scenario is that he rejects you. BUT WHEN YOU WORD IT BE LIKE "I LIKE YOU BUT IF YOU DON'T FEEL THE SAME I UNDERSTAND, I STILL WANT TO BE FRIENDS THOUGH!!"

Mingyu: does Taehyung shout a lot??

Yoongi: yes

Hoseok: yep

Namjoon: even if you say that he might back off from the discomfort but be persistent!!

Seokjin: I disagree, if he gets weirded out or anything when you confess give him time and let him know that if he wants to talk to you you're always available. Let him come to you after that.

Jimin: an important thing is to pay attention to his body language and facial expressions. He might tell you it's fine blah blah but his face could show discomfort.

Mingyu: THANK YOU ALL!!
also, Jimin I wanted to let you know that Jungkook came to my house and drank homemade wine the other night. I figured he didn't tell you yet because he hesitates a lot.

Yoongi: dudes been friends with Jungkook for like a day and already knows he's a bitch 😂😂

~~~Mingyu has left the chat~~~

Hoseok: I appreciate that he left on his own

Taehyung: JUNGKOOKIE!!

Namjoon: I'm assuming that Taehying wants to know how it turns out

Jungkook: I shall keep y'alls updated!!

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STORY TIME EVERYONE!!!

Okay. So my ex boyfriend texted me out of the blue and was like "how's it been?" And I'm all like

So like basically he tells me he misses me right and just...I DUNNO BECAUSE HE WAS BAE BUT I ALSO WANT TO PUNCH HIM?

Also... he is currently in NY so I'm all "bruh you would have to move back because ya girl has two jobs and school...and just...THE STRESS THIS IS ALREADY CAUSING ME!!

Anywho, I wanted to let you all know that I'm obviously not writing out the Mingyu and Wonwoo chat but like I'LL GIVE JUNGKOOK THE DETAILS HAHAHHEUOEEHE