Guess who ain't dead...I did get to class 20 minutes late but I was dead asleep and had to do my makeup...I'm sorry
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~~~BTS group chat~~~
Jungkook: so uh...Yugyeom and I are friends??
Namjoon: congratulations?
Taehyung: you decided to work on the project with him?
Jungkook: yeah. It's an easy topic to work on so we decided to work on it together but he's still super awkward...but also beautiful?
Jimin:
Hoseok: I was about to say 'incoming Jimin selfie to reassert dominance' but he beat me to it..Jungkook: I'm so sorry Jimin...but this dude is just like...I'M CONFUSED!
Yoongi: snipe a pic..
Seokjin: I want to see what he looks like.
Jungkook:
Taehyung: he look like he got hella long legs..Seokjin: is he sleeping?
Yoongi: I would be tired too if I spent all day working on something with Jungkook..
Jungkook: I nap a lot on campus too..everyone does.
Hoseok: he a cutie though
Jungkook: I just want to snuggle him but also I'm loyal to Jimin...but also look how soft Yugyeom's hair looks..
Taehyung: DO NOT TOUCH HIS HAIR!
Jimin: (。_。)
Namjoon: I'm assuming this is just a little crush that'll pass. Don't worry Jimin, you know he loves you dearly.
Jungkook: CODE RED CODE FUCKING RED!! HE WOKE UP AND SAW ME STARING AND I GRABBED ALL MY SHIT SAID "SEE YOU TOMORROW" AND RAN OUT AND FUCKING RAN INTO A DOOR AND WENT INTO A DEAD SPRINT DOWN THE STREET!
Seokjin: oh dear...the boy is in love..
Hoseok: I'll go to Busan and kick ya ass if you hurt Jimin..
Jimin: I would be done at that point I guess..
Jungkook: I'm a loyal Mochi stan i swear!
Namjoon:
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Fun fact, I'm taking my cat to the vet and I'm excited to see how much she weighs...she hella fat!Real quick though, my girl WattBitch will understand..one time I was tired or something and I glided on the floor and look at Lua..
"Why the fuck is this hooman the way she is...dumb ass fucking bitch bothering me when I'm tryna be nosey"
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Fanfictionjust a BTS group chat....probably not that good.... Just kidding...it must be somewhat good for people to read it ☺☺