Bangtan Stoopids

94

Here's another chapter of Jungkook being me..

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~~~JiKook dms~~~

Jungkook: waz up you beautiful bitch?

Jimin: I...I don't know if I should be insulted because you called me bitch or flattered because you called me beautiful..

Jungkook: don't be insulted 😥😥

Jimin: wait a minute...aren't you in class??

Jungkook: 😶😶😶😶😶😶

Jimin: JeOn JuNgKoOk!

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Yoongi: and that's why Somin is my little princess and said 'Yooi pa'

Namjoon: A BIG FREAKING UWU

Seokjin: I love and cherish her so much

Hoseok: it was the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen and I swear that Tae fucking cried for two reasons.
1. Somin tried speaking
2. It wasn't towards Tae

Taehyung: well I was a little sad because I was the one teaching her to speak and all of a sudden Yoongs walked in and she like spoke so well

Jimin: I want eight...but only if they have the lil cheeks like Somin

Jungkook: but if we have eight I can't give you all of my undying love and attention 😐😐

Taehyung: Kookieah...ain't you in class?

Seokjin: JUNGKOOK PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS!!!

Namjoon: isn't college...I dunno...expensive?

Hoseok: Jungkook is like the prime example of how to NOT raise Sominah

Jungkook: HEY! I pay attention. But we're watching a film and I figured ehh, the teacher explains the movie before and after and then helps us with the paper so..

Yoongi: I know I'm usually disappointed but like...Jungkook genuinely hurts my soul.

Namjoon: wow Jungkook..you made Yoongi disappointed and he barely cares about any of us besides Taehyungie and Hoseok hyung.

Hoseok: not true. Yoongi actually cares about all you fuckers. He just has a terrible way of showing it..

Jungkook: aawww hyung so sweet!

Taehyung: KOOKIE PAY ATTENTION!!

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So I'm watching the movie now, I promise that the class just started.

The movie was fucking wild and we didn't finish it.