Bangtan Stoopids

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So I said it wouldn't be right away..but I've didn't mean this late so uh...SURPRISE!!! please don't hate me..
Update: this was supposed to be published last night around 11 but Wattpad literally won't let me
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Oh also, it's been about three weeks

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Seokjin: hey everyone. How has everyone been?

Yoongi: well, the cooler at my work broke and a customer was like "I think your fridge is broken" and I was like "nah we turned it off for repairs later tonight" and he was like "so why did you turn it off now??" I don't know guy...I just came in today for work and it was turned off the fuck?

Namjoon: good to see that Yoongi hyung is the same lovable grinch we always had!

Taehyung: how have you been Jin hyung?! I'm sure you were worried about the JiKook situation as well, let me tell you, Jimin is social again so wooo

Hoseok: how are you Namjoonie? Since Tae decided to only ask Jin hyung for some reason...also, how is Jungkook?

Seokjin: I'm good Taehyungie thanks. And I haven't spoken with Jungkook..

Yoongi: didn't he go to Ilsan to visit you?

Namjoon: he never gave his address for the ticket so..neither of us were able to get a hold of him.

Jimin: is....he okay?

Hoseok: Jiminie, doll, your such a forgiving and sweet nugget and I love you. But uh, don't ask someone who fucked up if they're okay

~~~Jungkook added Junghyun to the chat~~~

Yoongi: who the fuck?

Seokjin: language Yoongi..

Yoongi: whom the fuck?

Taehyung: babe no..

Junghyun: hi everyone, I'm Jungkookies older brother

Hoseok: I figured since you both have "jung"

Namjoon: wait...so Jungkook is present?!

Junghyun: I took his phone by force and added myself to explain.

Seokjin: please do, he was going to come to Ilsan but stopped talking to us.

Jungkook: I was having a bad three weeks okay..

Hoseok: well are you better now you fucktard?

Junghyun: don't speak to my brother like that you horse looking ass..

Seokjin: okay real quick, Yoongi...no.
Also, Junghyunie, please refrain from entering our chat and insulting its members.

Taehyung: Jungkookie, your brother is mean 😒

Jungkook: he's just defending me..

Hoseok: just like Jiminie defended you all those times and even got that girl to stop bullying you?

Jimin: Hoseokie!! Also Junghyun, if you insult my friend again you'll get kicked from the chat.

Namjoon: Yoongis silence concerns me..

Junghyun: the fuck is Yoongi?

Jungkook: hyung no...

Hoseok: FIRST OFF! Min Yoongi is one of the lights of my life and I will go to Busan and punch Jungkook in the face

Jonghyun: try it you fucking twat

Seokjin: Junghyun, this is Yoongi

Yoongi: listen you piece of shit, I'm assuming you look like a dumbass rabbit like that sweet but idiotic brother of yours and let me just say. Before you entered this chat I'm assuming he explained us to you so before you waltz in any further just ask him more about us or back the fuck off.

Taehyung: ahhh my manses 3<

Jimin: Taehyungie..you messed up..

Taehyung: 😧😧 <3 😀😀

Junghyun: is this Taehyung kid always an idiot like this?

Jungkook: HYUNG DON'T INSULT TAE HE'S ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS 😠😠

Namjoon: damn...and here I thought that Junghyun would help persuade Jimin or something

Jimin: persuaded me that Junghyun isn't as nice as I thought he was...also, Jungkook, I appreciate you defending Taetae

Seokjin: ooohhhoohoho 👀👀

Jungkook: 😊😊

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This chapter didn't go as I planned...but yep...