Bangtan Stoopids

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Some of you might be ahead so uh
..MERRY CHRISTMAS...
I might not post tomorrow..or I will...a lot.

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~~~BTS group chat~~~

Seokjin: guess who's in Seoul!

Namjoon: really?!?

Hoseok: ME!

Yoongi: as are Taehyung, Somin and I

Jimin: Kookie and I are here too.

Jungkook: we in hyungs' apartment. It's really nice!

Taehyung: HOBI~~~!!!💕💕💕

Hoseok: hello Taetae.

Namjoon: so are you two coming to the apartment?

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"The three of us have arrived. Hello, my name is Liliana. You can all call me Lili."

"HELLO NEW FRIEND! IF HOBI LIKES YOU THEN I ALSO LIKE YOU!"

Tae shouted, engulfing the stranger into a hug.

"Taehyung, please don't hurt our ne- MY BABY BOI HELLO!"

Seokjin cut himself off seeing Gitae and immediately picking him up and snuggling him.

"Speaking of baby boys..YOONGS! WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT YOU BEAUTIFUL HU- TAE BABY NO YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL TOO I'M SORRY COME BACK!"

Hoseok chased after Taehyung who sadly moped out of the room.

"Daddy is such a dummy sometimes."

Somin said under her breath as she face palmed causing her uncles to laugh.

"So what should we do for lunch? I'm starving."

"Jungkook please, now is not the time to ask for food."

Jimin slapped Jungkook on the back of the head.

"You gotta let them all chat because Namjoon hyung, Yoongi hyung, and Taehyung are a lil salty but so are Hoseok hyung and Jin hyung.."

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Lunch time ya beautiful hoes
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"Holy fucking shit...NAMJOON OPPA YOU EAT THIS MANS FOOD EVERYDAY?! HOW ARE YOU NOT HELLA FAT?"

Lili screamed with her mouth full while Yoongi and Taehyung just glared at her.

Jin decided to address the elephant in the room.

"So are you two just going to death stare Lili the entire time or?"

"We aren't death staring.." Taehyung mumbled.

"We're observing. She seems awfully close to Hoseok and just..I dunno."

Yoongi poked at his food while pouting.

"Hyung is jealous~~"

Jungkook sang to break the awkward tension.

"Y'all, I dunno why you both dislike me so much. But I assure your that ya boi Hoseokie over here talked about both of you the entire time so calminha.."

"UNNIE!" Somin shouted, standing on her chair.

"Umm...Somin??"

"Yaaah, Sominie, why are you shouting and standing on a chair?"

Hoseok glared at the little girl.

"I wanted everyone's attention. Unnie, are you sleeping over?"

"I'm not re-"

"Yes the heck she is" Jungkook interrupted "she plays video games and I want a worthy player two because Jimin sucks at video games."

"Well then it's settled, she sleeps over." Namjoon agreed since she was a guest and a new friend to Hoseok and Seokjin.

Yoongi and Taehyung were rather annoyed though.

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This is terrible but it's honestly more of a "sorry I haven't updated...but here you fuckers go"