Bangtan Stoopids

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Y'all...explain to me how I spend like thousands of dollars for college and the wifi isn't connecting...LIKE YA GIRL ONLY HAS CLASS AT 630 AND IT'S NOT EVEN 4 I HAVE WORK TO DO?!?!

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~~~TaeGiHope dms~~~

Yoongi: Taehyungie

Yoongi: Taetae

Yoongi: KIM TAEHYUNG

Hoseok: Yoongs, leave him alone. He'll talk when he wants to talk.

Taehyung: thank you Hoseok hyung.

Yoongi: so you fucking answer to that and not me frantically trying to get your attention..

Hoseok: he used honorifics instead of saying 'Hobi' 😥😥😥

Yoongi: you still mad for no apparent reason?

Taehyung: I have a reason to be mad, and if it wasn't reason enough, you being an idiot is more of a reason 😠

Hoseok: he got you there Yoongs. Listen Taetae, you're the youngest of the three of us, right?

Taehyung: that is correct..?

Yoongi: Hoseok...what are you getting at?

Hoseok: that means you still have a lot of time to think about kids so why are you so stressed about it now?

Taehyung: well...neither of you wants kids but I planned to stay with the two of you so since you both out vote me it's like we'll never have kids and I want one lil nugget to have waddling around, and I want to see them grow, and be dumb and snuggle and tuck in and buy cute clothes and match with her and teach her how to behave in the world and I just want to parent and neither of you do and that obviously makes me sad.

Yoongi: ....uuuuuuuhhhhhh....if you want a baby so bad..

Taehyung: 😶😶

Yoongi: I suppose......we could talk about it..

Hoseok: I never said I didn't want kids, I just would rather not have them right now. But like Yoongs said, we can talk about it.

Taehyung: you guys would adopt a baby with me!?

Yoongi: if it brings you back home so I can snuggle while sleeping, we can adopt fucking thirty kids..

Taehyung: but...you have Hobi to snuggle?

Hoseok: HE SAID 'HOBI'!!☺☺☺

Yoongi: Hoseokie hates cuddling..

Taehyung: well...for the past week I've been at my moms house I may have uh...looked into adoption..AND I FOUND A LITTLE GIRL!!

Hoseok: I want to see..

Yoongi: if we don't name a little girl Somin I don't want her..

Taehyung: why Somin?

Hoseok:^^???

Yoongi: it's a pretty fucking name okay..

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Wow so NamJin is getting married, JiKook is making a lifelong promise to stop being bitches, and TaeGiHope are adopting a baby...WHAT A DAY HUH