Bangtan Stoopids

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Update: I'm at work at the liqour place and because the road work they've done the parking lot entrance is just terrible so they're fixing it and I've had like two customers...IT'S GON BE A SLOW DAY!! Someone hit me up on snapchat or something ㅠ^ㅠ this bordem will kill me..

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~~~VKook dms~~~

Jungkook:

Taehyung: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Jungkook: so remember I told you about that the dude that says hi to me sometimes after work?!

Taehyung: ....

Jungkook: so like...he messaged me, his name is Mingyu, and asked me to get drinks and FOR SOME REASON I REFERRED TO JIMIN AS JUST A FRIEND AND WHEN WE MADE PLANS HE SAID "THEN IT'S A DATE" AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT NO?" BUT HE LEFT THE CHAT!

Taehyung: and Jimins take of this?!

Jungkook: I told him I was getting drinks with an old friend...

Taehyung: okay..so two lies so far..anything else I need to know?

Jungkook: I uh...I might have canceled plans that Jimin wanted to make..

Taehyung: BOI!! I cannot..

~~~Taehyung has added Namjoon to the chat~~~

Jungkook: why Namjoon hyung?

Namjoon: well damn kid..the fuck you mean?!

Taehyung: Namjoonie hyung is just as helpful as Jin hyung

Namjoon: you should tell Jimin that you're going with a dude that you just met. Also, be sure to tell the guy that you have a boyfriend or this will go south very, very fast.

Jungkook: hyung...it's not that I don't trust you but um...

~~~Jungkook has added Seokjin to the chat~~~

Namjoon: wow..

Taehyung: aish... JUNGKOOK THAT'S RUDE!

Seokjin: I agree with Joonie...tell Jimin because I bet he's sitting at home really sad you canceled plans to hangout with a friend.

Jungkook: but what if Jimin gets really really mad...😥😥

Taehyung: I got you bro! Add me to your chat with Jiminie hyung and I'll help ease the direction of the conversation..

Jungkook: okay...Namjoon and Seokjin hyungs...you two can leave..

Seokjin: well damn..bye, let me know how it goes with Jimin

Namjoon: the sooner and more direct you are the better it'll be..

~~~Namjoon and Seokjin have left the chat~~~

Taehyung: LET'S DO THIS!!

~~~JiKook dms~~~

Jungkook: hello love of my life💝💝💝

Jimin: you used the heart with the bow....what did you do?

~~~Jungkook has added Taehyung to the chat~~~

Taehyung: HI HYUNG!

Jimin: please just tell me what you did..

Taehyung: well damn Jungkook..he knows you did something wrong 😂😂😂

Jungkook: it's about Friday...the "old friend" I'm going to get drinks with isn't an old friend at all..

Taehyung: it's a guy named Mingyu and he thinks it's a date because Jungkookie referred to you as his "friend"

Jimin: ...

Jungkook: first off Tae...you were supposed to help me "ease the direction of the conversation"

Taehyung: Namjoon hyung said quick and direct would me better...ANYWHO Jiminie hyung, Jungkookie wanted to let you know that he's sorry and going to let Mingyu know it ain't a date

Jimin: okay

Jungkook: I just wanted to....did you just say okay???

Jimin: yeah, I mean...you can't hangout with me every second of everyday. I appreciate Taehyung coming and just blurting it because knowing you, it would take at least an hour before you told me what was wrong. Just don't be stupid or I'll tell Hoseok hyung..

Taehyung: Hobi sees you as a baby brother it's sweet...and Jungkook you should be afraid because Hobi will come at you if you hurt Jiminie hyung

Jungkook: noted...THANKS DOLL I PROMISE I'LL BE OUT FOR TWO HOURS AND THEN I'LL COME OVER!💝💝💝

Jimin: alrighty kookie💕💕

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That was longish and you would think that I would end this soon but like...IM GOING AS LONG AS I CAN BECAUSE IT'S FUN TO TYPE SCENARIOS!