If any of you look at the cover thing...I'm an aquarius
In other news, I went to sleep near 3am and I woke up this morning at 730 for church and now I'm working...someone call the funeral home and just get it all sorted out for me...thanks
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~~~JiKook dms~~~
Jungkook: how are you this morning you fabulous hoe?
Jimin: hello
Jungkook: ...that's it?
Jimin: what do you mean?
Jungkook: I call you a fabulous hoe, you respond with like...gorgeous fuckwad...you know?
Jimin: I'm in no mood for that today. I'd rather just not talk at all.
Jungkook: but...I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?!
Jimin: never said you did
Jungkook:
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Jimin: bruh my aunts came back from the states to visit us here in Busan and I'm being compared and I cannot
Jungkook: ...but you da bomb?
Jimin:
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~~~BTS group chat~~~
Taehyung: you can't say she ain't the cutest munchkin
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Namjoon: I literally love
Yoongi: I never knew I could love someone so much
Seokjin:
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Jungkook: bruh I want four Somins so bad..in other news, Jimin has crazy judgemental aunts over causing him to be sad..
Hoseok: I'll go to Busan right now...I'll fight an 아줌마( ahjumma), I don't care
Jimin:
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Yoongi: bruh..I'll fight your aunts too. What are they saying?
Seokjin: I'll postpone this baby right now to make sure Jimin is okay!
Namjoon: bruh..I'll literally lose it if y'all make Jinie miss this meeting. Tell your aunts to mind their business
Jimin: it's nothing out of the ordinary just the typical "oh you've gained weight in your face" and some "oh you know your cousin Kyungsik? Well, he's getting married in two months to a lovely girl bleh bleh" and then of course "ooohh you dance as a hobby and work at a cafe part time? Cousin Hyungwon just got that residency at this really good hospital" like I get it aunties, all your kids are better looking and have better lives and jobs compared to me...thank you for reminding me I'm a piece of shit
Jungkook: I know your mom isn't sitting by and letting this happen...
Yoongi: well if it's the moms older sisters she might..
Taehyung: YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME HYUNG!
Jimin: two are my moms sisters and the other is my dads sister and my mom is younger than all three and tried arguing a few times like, she said I was in a "very committed and loving relationship" and all my aunts asked her name and my mom just
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Jungkook: can...can I come over??
Hoseok: OODHRJENDKENDJE IF YOU DO IM SURE THEY'LL ASK ABOUT YOUR JOB SO YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL AND YOU WORK AT A BANK AND IF THEY SAY ANYTHING LIKE WOOOOOW SUCH A NICE YOUNG MAN DEAD ASS BE LIKE "WELL NICE MEETING YOU ALL, MOCHI YOU READY FOR OUR DATE??!?!"
Yoongi: I would honestly pay to see their reactions.
Seokjin: I would also enjoy seeing that...explain it to us later because this is it y'all
Namjoon: BABY GITAE DADDIES ARE COMING FOR YOU!!!
Jungkook: also, Mochi. I'm outside 😁
~~~ hohuhuhue I have aunts like that and it's so annoying, especially because I'm the baby of the first cousins so like..one of my cousins got married but he's like 30...LIKE SORRY IM ONLY 22 EVERYONE!
