Bangtan Stoopids

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I'm so bored...anyone know a great way to pass time?

Okay so for some reason this didn't all post earlier and I only realized like 20 minutes after...sorry
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~~~new chat~~~

Jungkook: what is up my dude?

Wonwoo: he isn't yours..

Jungkook: why is Wonwoo hyung here?

Mingyu: he didn't want just us in a chat because he doesn't trust you..

Jungkook: eeh..then can we invite Jimin?

~~~Wonwoo added Jimin to the chat~~~

Mingyu: hi hyung!

Jimin: why am I here?

Jungkook: Wonwoo hyung is here so i figured you should be too..

Wonwoo: I don't trust Jungkook alone with Mingyu...and I assume you feel the same ?

Jimin: yeah..sorry Mingyu

Mingyu: I understand. So Jungkook, are you going to the career fair thing?

Jungkook: nope

Mingyu: don't you like desperately want a new job?

Jimin: wait wait wait..

Wonwoo: hah, I fucking knew it, you're gonna talk about the bullying from the interview thing yeah?

Jungkook: NOOO

Jimin: Mingyu...

Mingyu: remember I told you about that kid that's our friend now? His name was Kyungtae?

Wonwoo: isn't it his old friends that are being dicks?

Jungkook: yeah but I can beat them down...while we're on this topic...how'd it go seeing Hyejin?

Mingyu: bro right Jungkookie told me about that!!

~~~Jimin left the chat~~~

Wonwoo: I like him..

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Taehyung: so wait...

Namjoon: Tae..I've explained it like four times..Yoongi and Hoseok both even explained it better for you

Seokjin: have patience with him babe. He needs to process what's happening.

Hoseok: it's your fault for giving him the riddle

Yoongi: it's funny to watch him try to figure it out though.

Hoseok: it is not...he's just sitting there writing the words out

Jimin: what's going on?

Namjoon: what do these words have in common; civic, madam, eye level?

Jimin: ooohh they're spelled the same backwards! I've heard that before

Seokjin: Taehyung is still confused on it.

Jungkook: Jimin-ssi!

Yoongi: hi to you too maknae..

Namjoon: such a punk.

Jungkook: did Jimin tell anyone about running into Hyejin noona?

Hoseok: yeah and?

Taehyung: why does Jiminie always go straight to Hobi ???

Seokjin: I am offended

Yoongi: triggered..

Jimin: EVERYTHING IS FINE

Jungkook: why won't you tell me?!

Hoseok: you didn't tell him you were getting bullied?

Namjoon: he got you there Jimin.

Yoongi: look man, I'm sick of having like group therapy can y'all just fucking communicate?

Hoseok: so Jimin ran into Hyejin and he spoke with her. Not that big a deal

Seokjin: what did you two talk about?

Jimin: well I told her I knew she was picking on Jungkookie and she asked if I was his friend and I said I was his boyfriend and she said she'll stop bothering you.

Jungkook: but what did you actually do because she did stop..

Namjoon: maybe like..there's a catch that none of us know about yet..

Hoseok: apparently ms Kim Hyejin that bullied you and Jimin in the past is the same Kim Hyejin that's dating my cousin Jung Byunghun and when he heard Jimin's name he asked if he knew me and my cousin does not tolerate bullying in the slightest. Like, he won't even refer to someone as odd..

Namjoon: that's strange. Was he bullied?

Jungkook: maybe he was just raised well?

Seokjin: does that mean she'll stop harassing our Jungkookie?

Hoseok: his little sister was bullied and she took her own life so he's sensitive on that topic. So when Jimin was like "hey stop bullying my bae for being gay and blah blah" Byungie was like "you fucking pick on a kid for being gay...how dare you" so she's either single or she promised him she'd stop being a cunt..

Jimin: yeah, she looked like she was gonna cry when he said that to her and I genuinely think she meant she would stop being rude to people

Seokjin: ahh, the Jung family tree changing people by threatening them

Taehyung: YOU GUYS I FINALLY GOT THE RIDDLE!!!

Namjoon: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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