Y'all...MY FRIENDS BROUGHT ME COOKIES BECAUSE I COULDN'T HANG OUT WITH THEM TODAY!!
I could literally shed a tear...the cookies are so good
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~~~JiHope dms~~~
Jimin: hi Hobi..
Hoseok: what's up man?
Jimin: *sends screenshot of conversation with Jungkook*
Jimin: do you think I over reacted?
Hoseok: he seemed pretty salty about you not telling him. But then again, he didn't talk to you about visiting Taetae. He just said he was doing it.
Jimin: he keeps trying to add me to the chat and I don't want to talk to him right now 😒😒
Hoseok: I got you..
~~~Hoseok has added Seokjin to the chat~~~
Seokjin: who you want me to talk to??
Jimin: are...are you the go to person for our issues?
Seokjin: yep
Hoseok: bruh, Jinnie is how we found out Jungkook was going to Daegu...remember
Jimin: shit you right...Jin hyung, work your magic
~~~JinKook dms~~~
Seokjin: hello maknae..
Jungkook: who sent you and why?
Seokjin: I can't just say hi and want to chat??
Jungkook: hyung...you use me everytime you need the tea...I KNKW YOU WANT TEA
Seokjin: what's with you and Jimin?
Jungkook: we're fine
Seokjin:
Jungkook: did he tell you..Seokjin: he told Hoseok, who added me go figure out your issue
Jungkook: why does he go straight to Hoseok?!
Seokjin: oooh...I see...you're jealous?
Jungkook: 😶😶
Seokjin: you sweet, pure and idiotic child..
Jungkook: 😠
Seokjin: what...you're an idiot
~~~Seokjin has added Yoongi to the chat~~~
Yoongi: if I get invited to anymore chats...I fucking swear
Jungkook: why Yoongi?
Seokjin: 😧😧
Yoongi: the fuck you say you fucking bunny looking coconut headass?
Jungkook: ....why Yoongi hyung?
Yoongi: because obviously hyung things I'm helpful you idiot..
Seokjin: I was originally going to add Hoseok...but he's preoccupied
Yoongi: yeah, he told me he was at work but it was slow and he's chit chatting with Jimin since he's visiting Gwanju when you come to Daegu.
Jungkook: but why is he going to Gwanju to begin with??
Yoongi: you realize it's because he's paranoid and wants comfort right?
Seokjin: 🍵🍵
Jungkook: is that tea? But what is he paranoid about?!
Yoongi: god... I can't believe he's still even dating a dumbass like you. When you visit Daegu to see Taehyung, I will be out of town. Also, while we were in Seoul you spent a lot of time being chummy with Tae and showed a hell of a lot of skinship.
Jungkook: I didn't know you'd be out of town
Seokjin: Taehyung probably forgot that Yoongi had a family thing.
Yoongi: I wouldn't be surprised. However, it's a little fucked you two planned this without talking to anyone else.
Jungkook: 😔
Seokjin: ^look at that, he feels bad. I'll tell Jimin to join your chat so you can apologize..
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It's been an hour and a half since I've been at work..and I'm still hella tired.
In other news, my boss is letting me bring a nip of a new vodka we got to try it..YEET
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Fanfictionjust a BTS group chat....probably not that good.... Just kidding...it must be somewhat good for people to read it ☺☺