Bangtan Stoopids

124

Update: I got a parking violation ticket yesterday but I've been parking in that same spot for like two and a half years of my college life and yesterday the entire street was ticketed...that officer obviously had a bad day...

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It's been about two hours since the lockdown began
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~~~JiKook dms~~~

Mochi: Kookie..

Mochi: answer me

Mochi: ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥' )

Mochi: Jungkookieeeeeeee...Yoongi hyung is being mean to me..

Kookie: tell that grumpy ass to fuck himself

Mochi: YOURE OKAY?!

Kookie: yeah but we can't have our phones right now. Our professer is sneaking us out so I'll talk to you after 💝💝

~~~BTS group chat~~~

Seokjin: so they finally took one shooter into custody. Bless.

Taehyung: he put up a fucking fight though huh.

Yoongi: and they found out that each building has at least one accomplice so eeehh

Namjoon: I hope our lil maknae is okay though.

Hoseok: I do too, and I hope my dad is okay. He's the one that messaged me earlier when it started and he hasn't responded and my mom and Dawon noona are both worried too

Jimin: I hope your dad is okay. Being the owner or head or whatever I'm sure he's a prime target. JUNGKOOK IS OKAY THOUGH ヾ(｡﹏｡)ﾉﾞ

Taehyung: that emoticon says otherwise..

Jungkook: I'm fine I swskdjw

Namjoon: KID?!

Hoseok: if he gets injured I'm suing the college for him..

Seokjin: but..then wouldn't you be suing yourself?

Yoongi: I would be the prosecutor because obviously this college has shit campus police

Taehyung: NOOOOOOOOO!!! A FEW TEACHER SNUCK THEIR STUDENTS OUT OF THE BUILDING BUT ONE RANDOM SHOOTER GOT A FEW AND ONE LOOKED LIKE JUNGKOOKIE?!?!?!

Jungkook: A GRAZE JUST A GRAZE ON MY ARM I AM OKAY I PROMISE!

Jimin: I might actually faint from this stress right now. My mom deadass got me a paper bag to breathe in..

Namjoon: can I get behind that lawsuit against the college?

Seokjin: nobody is suing anybody. It isn't the colleges fault. They campus police probably do their jobs bad. Most campus police or security dont do their jobs well

Jungkook: the campus police do not take their job seriously at all. One time Mingyu and I had to walk down to his car like way down a side street and we were nervous because it was like 10 PM and we get bullied anyways and the campus police said we should toughen up and be men. LIKE I JUST WANTED AN ESCORT DAMN!

Jimin: was that that one time that you and Mingyu got like jumped and had to fight off like 5 dudes?

Taehyung: yes. I remember you told me about that.

Seokjin: OOOOOHOHO they got all the shooters. I'm so glad, I hope nobody is critically injured

Jungkook: two kids from my class had to be rushed in the ambulance. I hope they're okay. They're both really nice.

Namjoon: is Hoseok hyungs dad okay? And like his relatives that work there?

Yoongi: he's currently on the phone with an uncle asking about his dad. I'm not sure though yet.

Jimin: I need to know if Hoseokie's dad is okay because then I'll be okay! I'm StReSsEd As FuCk!

Hoseok: my dad is okay. He just called me to let me know that none of them actually got near the board.

Jungkook: Mochi!! Can we get ice cream or something?

Seokjin: dude. I'll buy you ice cream

Taehyung: I'm about to take a trip to Busan with ice cream for you...if that's okay with Yoongs and Hobi...

Yoongi: we can visit if you want. But over the weekend because I work man

Namjoon: are you emotionally okay though Jungkook? Something like that happening in school and actually affecting you can obviously fuck you up.

Hoseok: I'm going to tell my dad about getting better campus police because the hell

~~~KookieMonster dms~~~

Kook: hyung, can I video call you in like 5 minutes? I feel like you would be the best to talk to because that happening did fuck with me emotionally I think. Also, Mingyu is with me freaking out too.

Joon hyung: yeah man of course. I just need to get Gitae entertained so I can give you two my full attention

Kook: thank you!

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Y'all, this drama.

In the next two or so updates I'll answer the questions, if there is any, from chapter 122!