Bangtan Stoopids

151

I ain't dead incase anyone cared!!

I started class this week though so woo.

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~~~TaeGiHope dms~~~

TaeTae: YOU GUUUUUUUUUYS!!

Hobi: babe...IT'S FUCKING 2AM?!?

Yoongs: puddin..are you drunk?

TaeTae: why dows Jungkopue hayw nw?

Hobi: nobody hates you?? Is that what he's asking?

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"For fucks sake...TAEHYUNGIE COME TO THE ROOM!"

"Yoongs, you don't gotta shout. Sominie is gonna wake up."

Yoongi stood up to turn on the lights and just noticed that Taehyung was sitting in the corner of the room silently sobbing.

"Babe, why are you so upset?"

Hoseok crouched by Taehyung and stroked his back to comfort him while Yoongi held his hand and waited for an answer.

"W-well, Jungkookieeeee and I are b-b-bestfuuuurrrends! But he d-didnt tell me he was upset and n-now he b-blocked me because he hates me!"

Taehyung was a crying mess since he felt his bestfriend hated him. The other two had no idea what to do.

Hoseok pulled Taehyung's head into his chest and just held him to calm him down.

Yoongi did something he was unsure of and might cause an issue.

"Hello? Hyung...it's two in the morning what's up?"

"Jungkook, do you hate Tae?"

"What?"

"Do you hate Tae? Like I get you're mad at the others and all, but...just..I'm gonna put you on speaker for a second...I'm sorry man."

"Tae, Jungkook is just upset he doesnt hate you...nobody can hate you, you're a whole nugget!" Hoseok cooed in a baby voice.

"T-then why did he b-block me H-Hobi?"

"Taehyungie~~~!! I don't hate you. I just didn't wanna talk to anyone after what happened. But I'm gonna visit Daegu and we can hangout...not you though Hoseok hyung...you can go fuck yourself."

"This fucking br-"

"JUNGKOOKIE ARE YOU BEING HONEST?!"

Taehyung was now bouncing, or rather tripping, with joy that his bestfriend didn't hate him.

"Yeah man, I told hyung about it over the phone. I'll be staying with you for a few days too. IT'LL BE LIKE A SLEEPOVER! I'll talk to you all....not Hoseok hyung, he a bitch..tomorrow. GO TO SLEEP TAEHYUNGIE! Goodnight hyung...fuck off Hoseok hyung."

"The funniest thing is even though he's trying to fuck with you he still uses honorifics." Yoongi smirked.

"He's a good kid and I feel like a dick for always taking Jimin's side."

"Das because you're bestfriends wif Jiminie hyung!"

"Daddy, Papa, Baba....WHY ARE YOU ALL UP AND WHY IS BABA CRYING?!?!"

"Because he got drunk Sominie..getting drunk is bad." Yoongi says as he scoops her up and Carrie's her to their bed.

"Ooohoohoohohoo! A sleepover yay!"

Somin went in between Hoseok and Taehyung, she considered them the more fun fathers, and left Yoongi to lay next to Taehyung.

He wasn't complaining, he knew that Taehyung would pass out soon and throw his arms around his neck and snuggle while Somin lays across Hoseoks stomach.

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