Bangtan Stoopids

173

I'm not dead...although I wish I was sometimes

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Hoseok: alright you bitches, I spoke with my sister and family...

Namjoon: and??

Jungkook: don't call me a bitch...you bitch

Yoongi: I will kill you jeon...

Taehyung: why can't we all get along?!

Jimin: ....yo chill

Seokjin: Hoseok?

Hoseok: my sister and family think it would be beneficial and a good investment to open up a small area for the school...why the fuck did you all have to be so weird?

Jungkook: aayyyee

Jimin: I wasn't?!

Namjoon: Yoongi hyung thought up another goodish idea?

Yoongi: ...goodish?!

Taehyung: all his ideas are good!!

Seokjin: but is it?

Namjoon:  well...we were looking at places to live for everyone to get ideas...and we found an older complex for like 5 families...but for cheap and the utilities and shit are still good...so..

Jungkook: ARE WE GONNA FUCKING LIVE TOGETHER BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE

Hoseok: that would make so many things so much easier too...

Jimin: can I be your roommate Hoseok??

Yoongi: what..?

Namjoon: 👀

Taehyung: bitch hEH! I'll fucking cut you...

Seokjin: no..no..ABSOLUTELY NOT! Taehyung can't be mean! He's the sweet and cute one in the relationship!!

Jungkook: mochi...the fuck?!

Jimin: ...I just

Namjoon: I'm gonna go, and I'm dragging Yoongi hyung with me

Hoseok: let the kid talk..it was probably a joke until you all freaked out on the poor thing

Taehyung: ...hmph!

Jungkook: #stillsalty

Seokjin: I need to check my child..so bye

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~~~JSquad~~~

Jiminie: that wasn't even meant for the group chat...it was meant for here

Jinie: are you having problems?

Hobi: I gotta kick ass?

Jiminie: he's been distant and he gets mad when I ask about it..

Hobi: I'll literally strangle him...I have an uncle in the mafia?

Jinie: Hoseok, relax. Jimin?

Jiminie: I figured since it would be a bigger complex for like five families like they said, we could have an extra room or two for when we want space or something..